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You know you're getting old when...

Victor N TN

Retired civilian fart
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Feb 16, 2002
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It REALLY sinks in just how old you are when you go to your GRAND daughter's wedding. D*mn, I'm REALLY getting old. Feeling it too.
 
We live across the street from a funeral home. Every day when I wake up and I'm on my side of the street, I'm happy for that.
 
The first time i noticed something different was when i was talking to a kid, well he was in his early 20's and we talked for about 10 min, but to this day i still have no clue what we talked about, he used words i have never heard and have no clue what they mean, almost reminds me of when my dad would yell at me about turning that dame music down he cant understand a word there saying!
 
I knew I was getting old when Obama got elected..................................................the second time.
 
You know you’re getting old when...
…you can live without sex, but not without glasses.

You know you’re getting old when...
…you sink your teeth into a steak – and they stay there.

You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
 
You look in the Obituary section of the local paper to see if you know anybody, instead of in the Police Beat section.
 
You look in the Obituary section of the local paper to see if you know anybody, instead of in the Police Beat section.
You look in the Obit section to make sure your name isn't in there...just in case.

I took my grandson to the monster truck Jam. At least he enjoyed as much as I did.
 
When your kids start retiring. My son retired 20 years from the navy a year ago last oct
 
The number has nothing to do with how old you are, it's how old you feel, and how well you've taken care of your body.
 
I cant figure that viagra out. It hurts like hell trying to poke that little pill down in there far enough to do any good. Maybe its just me.
 
I cant figure that viagra out. It hurts like hell trying to poke that little pill down in there far enough to do any good. Maybe its just me.

Talk to your doctor. If you want something to poke down in there, they make some things called "MUSE". It's in a little applicator that releases a small pellet about as big around as a toothpick and 1/8" long. That dissolves and you get wood. But afterward about an hour your wood feels like it has a toothache or headache. It throbs for about an hour and then goes away. I used them for about 3 years before the pills were available.

Personally I find the blue pills much simpler. For me the other 2 pills are just wasted money. But then I use them because of multiple surgeries in that area many years ago.
 
You know you're getting old when you're watchin reruns of Gilligan's Island, and Mrs. Howell starts lookin pretty good.
 
You see the same thread, or similar, come up on the Hide for the 3rd or 4th time.
 
The first really good State of the Art Custom rifles you ever bought.............Have Wood Stocks!

25-06 Rem 700 Custom Varmint Special w/ long & heavy barrel with hand cut checkering on that beautiful walnut stock. First factory rifle that I had that would put 5 shots in 3/8" at 100 yards.
 
never gave it much thought till someone at work asked when I was gonna retire
 
Denial is the key !!!! Oh and I thought the viagra just stopped you from rolling out of bed at night !!!!