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Off my front porch this morning. The antlers are still growing, still in velvet. They get to fatten up all summer so they have the energy to rut in the fall. The cows are getting ready to give birth soon.
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Cottontails will usually circle back somewhat. But a Louisiana swamp rabbit will make a beeline for the deep swamp. If you're running dogs it's easy to tell. Get ready to call them off.

Yes, basically if I see one it's point and shoot. My 10-22 is sighted to stay within 1" from 5 - 70 yards.

Also saw 8 does, two fawns, and 7 bucks sprouting decent antlers. This buck photo was cell cam through binos.
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Apparently I have some wild blueberries in the woods close to my 4 blueberry bushes. 🤷🏼 Maybe sewn by birds


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I'm covered in wild blackberries. Literally covered around here on the ranch. I bet if I were able to compile them they'd take up 2-3 acres.

The problem is that they are like a rose bush but with 10x the thorns, and those thorns are hooked so once you get caught the fun is just beginning. Greenbriars dont have anything on blackberry bushes. They laugh off 2,4-D too...it just stunts their growth for a season.
 
Carry a white five gallon bucket and the cow will follow you anywhere. They are like a dog when you chase them. They will run around and never get tired.

Or whatever color bucket is used for feed.
That would only work if the cow was fed with a bucket, extremely low percentage of cattle in that category.
 
That would only work if the cow was fed with a bucket, extremely low percentage of cattle in that category.
When there is one or two of the herd animals loose from the heard they seem to lose logical thinking. There like I'm free!!!!! Then do stupid shit. Having your herd animals siren/horn trained with grain/cake whatever makes life easy when they do get out
 
I'm covered in wild blackberries. Literally covered around here on the ranch. I bet if I were able to compile them they'd take up 2-3 acres.

The problem is that they are like a rose bush but with 10x the thorns, and those thorns are hooked so once you get caught the fun is just beginning. Greenbriars dont have anything on blackberry bushes. They laugh off 2,4-D too...it just stunts their growth for a season.
Wild blueberries are just low shrubs, they are actually called “low bush” compared to cultivated varieties called “high bush”. No thorns, just deliciousness 🤠

After busting through the woods some more, we have a gazillion more bushes, we will eat blueberries if the world goes to shite.
 
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Tried that Once. Once being the key word. The bicycle survived, which was a good thing because it was a very nice bike. I was very stupid. Actually the run-up was perfect. The flight was as smooth as can be. The landing. Well, just accept the fact that I am here to tell the tale. That is the best thing that can be said (about the landing).
 
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Tried that Once. Once being the key word. The bicycle survived, which was a good thing because it was a very nice bike. I was very stupid. Actually the run-up was perfect. The flight was as smooth as can be. The landing. Well, just accept the fact that I am here to tell the tale. That is the best thing that can be said (about the landing).
I spent most of my youth upside down in a ditch on some country road. Either under a pedal bike or a mean ass powered toy. Every time hurts just a little less inside
 
I spent most of my youth upside down in a ditch on some country road. Either under a pedal bike or a mean ass powered toy. Every time hurts just a little less inside
Me, by the time I was old enough to get on the back of a horse, I spent too much of my ill spent youth bouncing off the ground from riding critters that were better served in a dog food dish than being ridden by human beings that possessed a brain.