World's friendliest spider. About as likely to bite you as a mellow golden retriever.
Regal Jumping Spider is the largest jumping spider in Eastern USA.
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Join the contestSo that must make Austin the cock holster of Texas.I concur. Midland/Odessa asshole of Texas. Houston, armpit of Texas. Dallas Ft.Worth, toe jam of Texas.
Mine don’t seem to jump much.World's friendliest spider. About as likely to bite you as a mellow golden retriever.
Regal Jumping Spider is the largest jumping spider in Eastern USA.
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It amazes me that people like that think they look attractive.
I'd like to believe my wife was either a natural at it, or got so good at it by taking classes with bananas. I'd like to believe....
they dont, its society making seem that its okIt amazes me that people like that think they look attractive.
Nope nope nope. Thats a black widow where I come from.
I wonder if she bucks like a horse that gets a rope clamped under it's tail
It's kinda scary that this is what's going on in your life at 1:40 AM........
Double stabby!
1:40am, what does this number mean? I am retired now numbers have no meaning.It's kinda scary that this is what's going on in your life at 1:40 AM........![]()
It's called a "Timestamp" Doofus.1:40am, what does this number mean? I am retired now numbers have no meaning.![]()
I had one. In 4th grade, I think. It was older than this one. Mine didn't have "Shocks".
Christmas 1968
Hey I have been practicing for a while now. This is the second time I have retired. The last job was more of a hobby job until the whole thing went south.It's called a "Timestamp" Doofus.
And, while I'm at it........You've only been retired for a short while. You're not even out of the "getting over the shellshock of having worked for assholes all your life" stage of your retirement yet. Let me know when you're all mellow, could give two fucks about anything, a cocktail in your hand at 10:00 AM on a sunny summer day, after having been retired for a year. Like me![]()
Two shrunken bowls and a stubby little vase
I had a red one of these.... "apple crate"
I'd like to think she was a naughty naughty girl and got what she had coming!Did she get that bruise on her ass from falling off those stupid shoes or does she like it really rough?
This dude needs to get laid moreAnd, good morning everyone. Here is the GAOW award for Wed. 07/13. Cut off was 08:00ET, Tues. 07/12. All entries thereafter count towards next week.
55 Entries total this week. Here are the 15 nominees:
1) NockHunter - Greetings!
2) NockHunter - Naw, that's a flotation device!
3) BarneyBDB - Old Glory!
4) BarneyBDB - Thank God I'm a Country girl!
5) BarneyBDB - Don't tangle my Rebel Plug!
6) BarneyBDB - Slow down! You're trolling too fast!
7) BarneyBDB - Perfectly defined!
8) BarneyBDB - Two Muscles, no waiting!
9) Nockhunter - She's a BRICK.... HOUSE!
10) Nockhunter - Pensive on the beach!
11) Porksboy - The Ultimate Split!
12) BigPoppaHugeTime - Puttin' on the kettle
13) BigPoppaHugeTime - Too hot for covers!
14) BarneyBDB - Fancy a Night swim?
15) BigPoppaHugeTime - Aw, they'll fit
And, the bronze award goes to:
BarneyBDB - Don't tangle my Rebel Plug!
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Silver award goes to:
BigPoppaHugeTime - Aw, they'll fit
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And the GAOW award for 07/13 goes to:
Nockhunter - "Greetings!"
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Honorable Mentions:
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============== Nockhunter - Pensive on the beach! ================== BarneyBDB - Thank God I'm a Country girl! ===========
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=========== BarneyBDB - Perfectly defined! ========================= BarneyBDB - Two Muscles, no waiting! =============
Until next week, then.
if so , hes probably married.... lololThis dude needs to get laid more
It’s weird he’s decided he needs to do this weekly even though most everyone doesn’t care which one made him bust fastest.if so , hes probably married.... lolol
Accurate
he might actually be helpingIt’s weird he’s decided he needs to do this weekly even though most everyone doesn’t care which one made him bust fastest.
If any of these guys have their day ruined by my pics their day was probably already ruined when they realized that they were out of manpons and guydol.he might actually be helping
guy looks back at a favorite pic and bumps into dirtyd pics...bad day
Fx51LP308 said:
And, good morning everyone. Here is the GAOW award for Wed. 07/13. Cut off was 08:00ET, Tues. 07/12. All entries thereafter count towards next week.
55 Entries total this week. Here are the 15 nominees:
1) @Dirty D - Biscuits & Gravy
2) @Dirty D - Ham Sammich
3) @akmike47 - Bath House Surprise
4) @clcustom1911 - Jill the Ripper
5) @Dirty D - Back Boobs n More
6) @168BTHPM - Grandmas Home
7) @akmike47 - Fappin to the Oldies
8) @clcustom1911 - You Can't Cut This
9) @168BTHPM - Buttered Hamhocks and Beans
10) @akmike47 - Too Much Grease
11) @barneybdb - Looks Good Down Under
12) @Dirty D - Porky's Revenge
13) @akmike47 - Blue Waffles & Syrup
14) @Dirty D - Miss Arby's
15) @akmike47 - She Has More Back Hair Than I Do
FIFY
You assume the "you" I used was directed at you specifically. The "you" I used was for the general wellbeing of the entire community. You're welcome, and the "you" in you're has the same meaning.Naw, more like "FIXED IT FOR YOU..." not me. My version was just fine... just as I wanted it.
That's a pretty effing big front hole there. Or maybe you have to go through the garage to get to the kitchen.You assume the "you" I used was directed at you specifically. The "you" I used was for the general wellbeing of the entire community. You're welcome, and the "you" in you're has the same meaning.
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You assume the "you" I used was directed at you specifically. The "you" I used was for the general wellbeing of the entire community. You're welcome, and the "you" in you're has the same meaning.