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Doc: "Do you own any guns?"

Me: *Holding on to chin and pretending to have a toothache*

"Ah don't need no gunsh... If ah need em I can git em eashy jush like shudafed and hydrocodone and peoplesh credit cardsh and shyeeet, you feel me? You know how eashy it ish to jack shomebody's shyeet? Ah can walk outta here after we done with your wallet and cardsh and shyeet and you won't even know shyeet till you shee the bill from yer bank. Eashy. Feel me?"...

*Bonus points if you are wearing the dirtiest and tackiest set of work clothes you have.
Never did that but I did have on my frayed AK Operator's Union cap.
 
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Thats good to know. The first step to recovery is realizing you have a problem.
 
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Devoted bicycle race fans battle deranged Climate eco-warriors during French classic

 

I wish I could find the recording of G. Gordon Liddy’s radio broadcast. This particular one was a classic. I’m going by memory on this one.

It was during the segment of his show when he read or talked about newsworthy items of interest.

He was reading about a university which received a federal grant to conduct experiments on rats but not just any experiments.

This 5-figure grant paid the university to stick miniature deflated balloons up a rat’s ass. After the balloon was inserted up the rodent’s rectum the balloon was slowly inflated.

The sophisticated measuring equipment would note how much pressure it would take to inflate the balloon to the point at which the rat would start to squeal.

After laughing about it, Liddy said, “I’ll tell you where you can find a big rat to stick a balloon up his ass. You can stick a balloon up his ass and inflate it to see how much PSI it will take to get him to squeal. The name of this rat is John Dean. He lives at…”

Then Liddy read Dean’s address over the air. Priceless!
 
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