Never did that but I did have on my frayed AK Operator's Union cap.Doc: "Do you own any guns?"
Me: *Holding on to chin and pretending to have a toothache*
"Ah don't need no gunsh... If ah need em I can git em eashy jush like shudafed and hydrocodone and peoplesh credit cardsh and shyeeet, you feel me? You know how eashy it ish to jack shomebody's shyeet? Ah can walk outta here after we done with your wallet and cardsh and shyeet and you won't even know shyeet till you shee the bill from yer bank. Eashy. Feel me?"...
*Bonus points if you are wearing the dirtiest and tackiest set of work clothes you have.