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Elephant kills woman in India — then returns to trample her corpse at her funeral

An elephant in India made headlines for not only killing a woman, but for crashing her funeral to trample her corpse as well. On June 10, onlookers were horrified to see the same elephant that had attacked and killed 70-year-old Maya Murmu, which grabbed her dead body from the pyre before...

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[Maser]

Elephants were once trained/used by humans as a means of execution. Guess it's true that elephants have a great memory.

Execution by elephant - Wikipedia

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[Sandhog308]

Elephant kills woman in India — then returns to trample her corpse at her funeral

An elephant in India made headlines for not only killing a woman, but for crashing her funeral to trample her corpse as well. On June 10, onlookers were horrified to see the same elephant that had attacked and killed 70-year-old Maya Murmu, which grabbed her dead body from the pyre before...

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Need to get that Elephant around Killery !

 

[Sandhog308]

Elephants were once trained/used by humans as a means of execution. Guess it's true that elephants have a great memory.

Heavy Duty Karma ….literally !!

 

[UKDslayer]

 

[Maser]

 

[mosin46]

green grass live my absol fav rock number. the outlaws? the most under rated and under appreciated band EVER.

 

[Cowpokey]

green grass live my absol fav rock number. the outlaws? the most under rated and under appreciated band EVER.

That Florida sun getting to you today?

 

[mosin46]

no it's cloudy today but 100+ heat indexes have taken a toll

 

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[whatsupdoc]

 

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[BullGear]

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There may be more truth to that meme than you can imagine.

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

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Oh boy, tubular gourd serving suggestions.

Kill me now.

Sirhr

 

[n2ishun]

If there’s a world left , I plan to go to Goa relatively soon.
Will have my monkey alert on
While TAD at Subic Bay in the Philippines , I had either a Jeep or Pick-Up always , I would drive by the golf course and see monkeys chase and keep balls I think taking a “monkey mulligan” was common !? Also , almost ran over a Philippine Cobra crossing the road …..hit the brakes and marveled at what I was seeing.
Great memories

I have a friend in NorCal that has a bunch of apple trees on her property.
Apples like to ferment and then fall off the tree....presto, alcoholic apples.
There is a local sow black bear thats about 400-500 lbs that will then eat those apples, get drunk as fuck, tear shit up, then pass out.
She is big, she is mean.....faced her a few times, don't ever want to see her again.
Funny thing, I guess fermented apples gives a bear the runs.
Have you ever tried to not step in a 4 foot diameter mound of bear shit whilst running from said bear ?
Makes for an exciting day.

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

I so totally need one of these. Except they are all made in China and I don't enrich Chink Communist Party.

Sirhr

 

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[Mister Ridge]

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I so totally need one of these. Except they are all made in China and I don't enrich Chink Communist Party.

Sirhr

Know anybody with a 3D printer?

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Know anybody with a 3D printer?

I don't do plastic... I need someone with a kiln or a bronze-casting facility. I do love my bronze collection!

Sirhr

 

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[lariat]

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There goes most of today's country singers.

 

[Maser]

Another satisfied YouTube user.

 

[MrSmith]

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I so totally need one of these. Except they are all made in China and I don't enrich Chink Communist Party.

Sirhr

Et tu?

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[Maser]

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Something tells me that manlet knows way more about pop music than country.

 

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[EddieNFL]

Speaking of India , my best friend is married to a Indian from Goa. Few years ago they were looking for a isolated water fall and got basically attacked from a XL Monkey that had consumed some illegal generic Cashew Whiskey . There were po po close by , they took it out Friend had quite a few stitches from fighting it off , luckily no bites.

About 15 - 20 years ago two employees of Cummins were killed by a band of monkeys.

 

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[philly1010]

Jeez Manetti this is hilarious!

 

[EddieNFL]

I thought it was because we needed more organ donors...at least based on what I see in my AO.

 

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[Maser]

I've always loved traditional Spanish bullfighting. Not the pussy assed American bull riding nonsense, but actual bullfighting.

 

[Cowpokey]

I've always loved traditional Spanish bullfighting. Not the pussy assed American bull riding nonsense, but actual bullfighting.

You do realize the "clowns" at American rodeos are bull fighters, right? They are more bad ass bull fighters than the pageantry of Spanish bull fighting where they put on a show for a bit, then eventually kill the bull with spears.

 

[Maser]

You do realize the "clowns" at American rodeos are bull fighters, right? They are more bad ass bull fighters than the pageantry of Spanish bull fighting where they put on a show for a bit, then eventually kill the bull with spears.

Didn't say anything about the clowns. And yes of course bullfighting is suppose to be a show just like with any other spectator sport. When you have a talented bullfighter that is in 100% control of the bull and directs it exactly where he wants it to go, it's mesmerizing to watch especially when the end of the tercio de muerte goes off without a hitch.

 

[aishooternz]

Didn't say anything about the clowns. And yes of course bullfighting is suppose to be a show just like with any other spectator sport. When you have a talented bullfighter that is in 100% control of the bull and directs it exactly where he wants it to go, it's mesmerizing to watch especially when the end of the tercio de muerte goes off without a hitch.

It's not really bullfighting. It's a twat in questionable clothing teasing a bull and stabbing it slowly. It would be worth watching if they strapped on some horns and fought bull style.