Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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My GAF meter has adjusted well over the last 3 years. This stuff used to bother me. Now, step away. If it follows, destroy it with extreme prejudice.
Missed the part about the bike lane paralleling road? I've always wondered if biker shorts constrict a self-awareness gland somewhere. I live on a mountain that has a steep, twisting, no- shouldered road going up to the top. Bikers love going up it at negative 2 mph for the "challenge". They always act annoyed when they aren't given 20 feet of room when traffic finally allows passing. If you can't do the speed limit you aren't traffic, you're an obstruction. There's a reason I don't jog on public roads. I don't want people to think of me what I think of those bikers.
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The proper timing of Jake brakes and train airhorn is pricelessView attachment 8004440Just yesterday, I was on a divided road with an 8’ wide two lane bike path paralleling it. Cyclist is in the road instead, admittedly on the right side. I’ve got traffic next to me so cannot move over, so I pass him without slowing down. I did move left and hugged the line to give him way more than the legal 3’ clearance between us.
I get past him and see him fling a finger at me in my rear mirror. I laughed. Did he expect me to slow down to his speed? Respect his ‘right’ to use the Highway?
Yes, I realize that he is a ‘serious’ cyclist and doesn’t deign to share with the occasional recreational rider…<sarcasm>
One of my favorite memories involves an entire pack of very un-self aware self absorbed spandex wearing ass hats, my old 7.3 powerstroke equipped with an edge tuner. It had a low boost fuel adjustment that would absolutely lay down an eye watering fog. State highways are for motor vehicles. Don't block the entire lane then give guy in the truck the finger because he doesn't want to go 5 f'ing miles per hour.The proper timing of Jake brakes and train airhorn is priceless
Clip in pedals really suck when you can't see or breath
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My buddy used to pull the e-brake and make the tires squeal for a second, lol. That would wake their ass up quick.The proper timing of Jake brakes and train airhorn is priceless
Bike lane provided and you want to ride in the car lane...fuck you and you deserve to get run over.
I’m no train-person or foamie, but this is cool (if real). Tell me more about it.
It's abandoned in the mountains of Siberia.
I am guessing by the star on the front that it is somewhere in Russia or an old Soviet country.
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I didn't know the new Broncos had "plow mode"
It is the "enhanced braking mode".
