Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
- Thread starter Snake-Eyes
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But like, fo' real... How many keys does one guy really even need...?!
Tales from Tinder 
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Tale 1. I'm happy to see you've admitted you're fat. @Dirty D is on the way.
Tail 2. You're a stone-cold fox of a woman. Please, come hither and feel free to touch my hair in exchange for a glass of wine
and perhaps some cunnilingus which may change your life. No Plan B for you, God has The Plan. Put "Dem shoes" on.
: Tale 1. I'm happy to see you've admitted you're fat. @Dirty D is on the way.
Tail 2. You're a stone-cold fox of a woman. Please, come hither and feel free to touch my hair in exchange for a glass of wine
and perhaps some cunnilingus which may change your life. No Plan B for you, God has The Plan. Put "Dem shoes" on.
Bet you don't even eat her ass like a gentlemanTales from Tinder
Tale 1. I'm happy to see you've admitted you're fat. @Dirty D is on the way.
Tail 2. You're a stone-cold fox of a woman. Please, come hither and feel free to touch my hair in exchange for a glass of wine
Honestly there's firearms in there I'd choose over her, jacking off is drama free.
I don't think anyone is jealous of your hair, the stabby chicks you bone maybe, but not your hair.
