Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Tales from Tinder 
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Tale 1. I'm happy to see you've admitted you're fat. @Dirty D is on the way.
Tail 2. You're a stone-cold fox of a woman. Please, come hither and feel free to touch my hair in exchange for a glass of wine
and perhaps some cunnilingus which may change your life. No Plan B for you, God has The Plan. Put "Dem shoes" on.
: Tale 1. I'm happy to see you've admitted you're fat. @Dirty D is on the way.
Tail 2. You're a stone-cold fox of a woman. Please, come hither and feel free to touch my hair in exchange for a glass of wine
and perhaps some cunnilingus which may change your life. No Plan B for you, God has The Plan. Put "Dem shoes" on. 
Bet you don't even eat her ass like a gentlemanTales from Tinder
Tale 1. I'm happy to see you've admitted you're fat. @Dirty D is on the way.
Tail 2. You're a stone-cold fox of a woman. Please, come hither and feel free to touch my hair in exchange for a glass of wine
Honestly there's firearms in there I'd choose over her, jacking off is drama free.
I don't think anyone is jealous of your hair, the stabby chicks you bone maybe, but not your hair.
I tend to agree, but she’s pretty enough that I’d have no trouble getting lost in the woods, so to speak.
yeah when i was younger i didnt mind, as different was cool
now i have no time for that, keep it nice and tidy
dry / very low moisture products last a long time as imagined
anything in a liquid state, is sketchy at best
youd be surprised what happens in our stability chambers on products that were stable for 36 months and actives and micro testing is fine, then open its sister bottle at 39 months and its like a monster movie
getting old and weak, cant handle it anymore lol
Totally could be. You could tell me just about anything regarding emojis and their meaning. It's like hieroglyphs to me. I asked the same question as sirhrmechanic when I first saw it.
Prob belonged to his dead brother,, afterall he took his dead brother's wife.How does this piece of crap get off wearing dog tags?
He had his own dog tags, was in the Navy reserve, got kicked out for...wait for it...cocaine use.
i bought a pair when i was a little kid, had the rubber edging... though it was so cool
my grandfather saw them, and gave them a tug
"whats on these things?"
now grandpa didnt talk to us ever, he spoke through grandma, so i was scared shit lol
told him
name
SS# because i didnt have a mil #
blood type
religion
gave me a nod
then said what this black suff, i said rubber so they are quiet
"give me these things", i was like... shit im getting yelled at
took the rubber off and threw that out
then took out a pad and wrote down his number, from his set in his drawer (WW2 vet)
told me "go get new ones with this number, and show me when you get them"
One of the reasons I quit watching the NFL and particularly the Super Bowl is the halftime shows that absolutely suck. Old enough to remember watching the first two Super Bowls when it was all about the game and nothing else. Today its like a halftime show with a football game thrown in.
Mad magazine’s “The Shadow Knows”
