Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Spoken like a pro. However, if the protein injection takes place past their tonsils they have no idea what the load volume was. Follow me for more tips and suggestions.

And for you slobs, Fabreze doesn't work. You have to wash everything because wimmins have super sniffers. You also have to vacuum because you don't want that soul stealing ginger to find a blonde hair on your bedroom carpet.

Also, if you have to impress her with your guns, only show her your M1 Garands, 1903 Springfields and FAL's. Leave your 6.5 Creedmoor and AR for impressing your gay friends.

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I agree with everything above, except you gotta show the Mk12 and MP5k. Chicks dig that shit hard, yo.
 
I agree with everything above, except you gotta show the Mk12 and MP5k. Chicks dig that shit hard, yo.
I sold all of my HK stuff. My daughters only shot AR's when they were little, now they will shoot my SCAR or FAL's but don't have any interest in shooting AR's. My youngest (in the picture) told her boyfriend to go buy a real gun when he showed her his AR.

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Hunting out of a Corvette? Is that a Texas thing?
Nah, I think more of an Okie thing. Many moons ago I was the QC guy on a cooling tower make up and blow down system (36" and 42" spiral welded line pipe) for a nuke reactor 4 miles from the Columbia river. The local pipefitters couldn't down hand for shit so the company brought in some Okie down handers and I shit you not, this one dude showed up in a Corvette that had been converted to a flat bed with a Lincoln welding machine in the back. I still remember his name, Blanton Wooford.
 
the ship has been sinking since women got the idea they have to be worshipped to give it up. I can't imagine what men will have to do in 5-10 years to get laid.
We won’t give a fuck about it. Life becomes too short to let it be ruled by a narcissist with a vagina. Cats and wine don’t really satisfy for long. Practical women will quickly adjust and the dim bulbs will die alone.
 
Random interjection but I am more envious of the man that finds that (seemingly rare) good woman than the playa banging all the trashy hoes.
Same here. However, finding a "good woman" is exceedingly difficult when you're out of the country at least 9 months a year, and you live in a relatively small town..... but it's a vacation party town 🫡🤭😏

Boats n hoes, yo.
 
Nah, I think more of an Okie thing. Many moons ago I was the QC guy on a cooling tower make up and blow down system (36" and 42" spiral welded line pipe) for a nuke reactor 4 miles from the Columbia river. The local pipefitters couldn't down hand for shit so the company brought in some Okie down handers and I shit you not, this one dude showed up in a Corvette that had been converted to a flat bed with a Lincoln welding machine in the back. I still remember his name, Blanton Wooford.
I remember hearing about this guy and his rig somewhere. Im not a welder but knew quite a few over the years.
 
I sold all of my HK stuff. My daughters only shot AR's when they were little, now they will shoot my SCAR or FAL's but don't have any interest in shooting AR's. My youngest (in the picture) told her boyfriend to go buy a real gun when he showed her his AR.

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Same here. However, finding a "good woman" is exceedingly difficult when you're out of the country at least 9 months a year, and you live in a relatively small town..... but it's a vacation party town 🫡🤭😏

Boats n hoes, yo.
I'll come house sit when you aren't home, and when you get back you can play a rousing game of "What has AKMikes balls been on?".

The answer is, "yes".
 
My almost a Grandson. He's my neighbors boy 11 Y/O. He's been shooting High Power about 4 months now. Got his Marksman card but has been hitting Sharpshooter % last few weeks. Once send in scores start again in April he'll get reclassified pretty soon. Just got him his own cart and I'm building a 20" upper so he can start getting some 600 yd. in. So far it's all reduced 200yd. He just starting practicing standing to sitting so he'll be up to speed for LEG matches when he turns 12. He's the real deal. I never have to remind him to click on the safety.
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