Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[cas6969]

 

[Cowpokey]

I was waiting on him to put one of his meat hooks in the ceiling fan...so disappointed.

 

[winxp_man]

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This is a damn dark one for sure! HAHAHA!

 

[winxp_man]

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I was reading something that this piece of shit was in Africa supervising an election..... You really cant make these things up any longer hahaha!

 

[winxp_man]

This is rookie numbers..... We all know thats not billions.

 

[winxp_man]

Fitment was a challenge though…

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Technically a F35....

 

[lash]

I feel ashamed having actually watched that. What in thee holy hell?

 

[lash]

Technically a F35....

Yes, so I’ve already been duly informed. I lay no claim to knowledge about the different airships my tax dollars help to finance.

 

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[Carlos Danger]

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Fat useless cunt.

 

[Redhook]

Guess Ford doesn't use that program when they designed the 5.4 Triton starter. 3rd bolt is on top and BARELY accessible with the magic combination of sockets & extensions.

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Edit: I should also mention you need the hands of a 8 month old child to get up in there and had that bolt not broken loose as easily as it did, I doubt I'd have been able to get it out.

I've got a back hoe that's been down a year because I can't get to a couple of frozen bolts on the starter.

 

[Mister Ridge]

This is rookie numbers..... We all know thats not billions.

That's just his folding money. Gotta keep a little on hand in case the ATM is down. The rest is in an offshore account.

 

[Redhook]

Pretty sure his fists never extended past his belly.

 

[cas6969]

 

[Jaron3]

Did he just play a game of “Got your nose” all by himself? My sweet baby Jesus I’m impressed

 

[W54/XM-388]

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Well I was trying to find some pictures of women without enough clothes hanging out around men with EVs
But for some reason I can't find the pictures I'm looking for.
So how about a pictures of dudes with EVs instead?

 

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[TCreedmoor]

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The character Nimoy played in Star Trek was absolutely, definitely, 100% NOT called Doctor Spock. Doctor Spock was an American paediatrician who wrote books about looking after children. The Vulcan science officer of the USS Enterprise was called MISTER Spock.

 

[DFOOSKING]

The character Nimoy played in Star Trek was absolutely, definitely, 100% NOT called Doctor Spock. Doctor Spock was an American paediatrician who wrote books about looking after children. The Vulcan science officer of the USS Enterprise was called MISTER Spock.

 

[Dirty D]

This is a damn dark one for sure! HAHAHA!

If I was human I would be a horrible one at that

 

[Dirty D]

I rubbed one out to them too just to make sure

 

[Dirty D]

 

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[tiger13]

Many years ago I used to work on Mirage fighter jets designed by Marcel Dassault. One of the jobs that was always very hard was removing the water separator in the aircon system. The maintenance manual basically said remove the panel, disconnect the fittings and remove the separator.

It never came out without an almighty struggle. One day when I had a bit of spare time I dug out the original French language manuals and checked the instructions, What they actually said was "Utilizing the natural elasticity of the airframe, remove the separator". So they knew it did not fit through the hole and needed lots of leverage.

Turns out that the University students that were paid to translate the manuals from French to Australian were pretty well overpaid.

I worked at an Infiniti dealership. Our manuals were written in Japanese, translated to French, and then translated to English. It was as absurd as you can imagine.
Rules

 

[kc7pwx]

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That's a FAIL.
He nicked the suspects wrist.
Can't have him injuring the person who is responsible for him having a job.

 

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[Fx51LP308]

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The character Nimoy played in Star Trek was absolutely, definitely, 100% NOT called Doctor Spock. Doctor Spock was an American pediatrician who wrote books about looking after children. The Vulcan science officer of the USS Enterprise was called MISTER Spock.

The pediatrician's name was "Benjamin." Benjamin Spock.

 

[Fx51LP308]

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GAOW Winner, 03/01

 

[Fx51LP308]

I know this is a repost, but my feeble attempt to get back on target. Yeehaw!

Silver Award, 03/01

 

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Bronze Award, 03/01

 

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Honorable Mention, 03/01

 

[Fx51LP308]

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Honorable Mention, 03/01

 

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Honorable Mention, 03/01

 

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Honorable Mention, 03/01

 

[zeroz]

Somebody that knows/has Facebook should post this up proper. Buddy showed it to me tonight. Make sure the sound is on. Funny as fuck. If you click the link it works but I dont know how to embed Facebook shit.

 

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[nockhunter]

 

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