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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Name must be Murphy.....
 
I had to take another look …thought it was me 🥴
I T-Boned a Ford Galaxy 500 on a Triumph Bonneville in ‘68 ….
went over the top , landed in the street on my face , arm , leg , ribs , 4 front teeth , deep gash in chin. Had a Bell open face helmet , cracked in the middle.

Christmas Eve 87 I was driving in fog ….went straight instead of making the curve , hit a BIG Magnolia tree going probably 25 mph 🫣 My L chest pulled the seat belt out of the floor. Bent the steering wheel towards the ignition , on my way out of the windshield, my back broke the rear view mirror my Skull hit the pillar , went through the windshield, landed on the hood. Cracked my skull , broke lots of ribs , clavicle snapped… 🥴🥴 Spent over 2 weeks in the hospital ….no Santa , Bowl games were over. Still feel the results everyday

THEN , two EPIC Mountain Bike crashes , led with my FACE both times !
A Cat has 9 lives ..Think I am in double digits 👍. 🇺🇸✊🏻
 
I T-Boned a Ford Galaxy 500 on a Triumph Bonneville in ‘68 ….
went over the top , landed in the street on my face , arm , leg , ribs , 4 front teeth , deep gash in chin. Had a Bell open face helmet , cracked in the middle.

Christmas Eve 87 I was driving in fog ….went straight instead of making the curve , hit a BIG Magnolia tree going probably 25 mph 🫣 My L chest pulled the seat belt out of the floor. Bent the steering wheel towards the ignition , on my way out of the windshield, my back broke the rear view mirror my Skull hit the pillar , went through the windshield, landed on the hood. Cracked my skull , broke lots of ribs , clavicle snapped… 🥴🥴 Spent over 2 weeks in the hospital ….no Santa , Bowl games were over. Still feel the results everyday

THEN , two EPIC Mountain Bike crashes , led with my FACE both times !
A Cat has 9 lives ..Think I am in double digits 👍. 🇺🇸✊🏻
If you see me hitchhiking, please don't stop.
 
If you see me hitchhiking, please don't stop.
I AM a good driver , Shit just gets in my way 👍
I Was 100% sober , except one Mt Bike crash/face plant on a Memorial Day.
Couldn’t get unclipped , led with my Face ..again. I’m good to go now 😜

EDIT: Drove my WWll VET Uncles’ 66 Vette for a few seasons. He trusted me to drive her on two wheels 👍 Never got close to crashing. Small Block , All motor VP fuel , Glide Trans.
Low 10’s /130’ish 1/4 mile ET. Had a blast with him ….RIP Sonny 🇺🇸 🍻
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These rifle-less snipers are everywhere. Silent and nearly deadly.





A world wide youtube phenomenon, but this guy is my favorite. I could watch them for hours. Dead slow day at work....
 
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IDK the full story on this knife. It was my grandfathers, made for him by a machinist friend of his in the '50s. I'd really like to know what the grip is made of.

He died when I was 3, and I claimed it when I was about 7 or 8. I carved my initials in the sheath. :poop:

Finally took it home when I was 14, old enough to go deer hunting. My grandmother gave me his .35 Rem. 336 at the same time. Took me 40 years to kill a deer with it.
i'm guessing celluloid handle, which was pretty common back then.