Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[sirhrmechanic]

did anyone ever find out who gave those shiny new toyotas to the so called isis terrorists? surely toyota would have a record of vin's and where they which country they were sold to? being white, i can only guess they were a fleet buy.

A lot of them are bought, these days, here in us at auctions and then end up in ME. That is the ones that aren’t stolen.

A few years ago, some plumber traded in his Ram and it ended up with AQ in Levant… with his name still on the door. Not good publicity for a good dude whose truck simply went through wholesale auction.

That said, I am sure the SF Tundras ended up in the hands of… natives. On both sides.. after Kabul fell and mission went to Iraq in ‘03.

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

How a Texas plumber's truck wound up in ISIS' hands

Texas plumber Mark Oberholtzer has filed a lawsuit against a car dealership after he traded in his truck with the promise they would remove the decals for his business that were on it. That didn't happen — and making matters worse, it wound up in the hands of ISIS.

theworld.org

 

[cas6969]

Well, they never had Toyotas in Rat Patrol. So I didn’t pay attention!

Great for invading California. Growing up watching TV, you thought the whole world looked the same... the south Pacific, Korea, North Africa... they all have the same mountains.

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Lawless]

Oldie but still makes pucker up.

This stuff is guaranteed to make to do an Indian war dance that will rival anything you’ve seen the Hikawis do on F-Troop.

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So burns like Gold Bond times 11? Imma get some if that’s the case

proof source, please.

The pic is of Tom Hoover, the man behind the Max Wedge program and the 426 Hemi development. The engine in the photo could be either 413 or 426 since the best I can tell was taken in ‘62.

 

[Gee Kay]

How a Texas plumber's truck wound up in ISIS' hands

Texas plumber Mark Oberholtzer has filed a lawsuit against a car dealership after he traded in his truck with the promise they would remove the decals for his business that were on it. That didn't happen — and making matters worse, it wound up in the hands of ISIS.

theworld.org

surely there was a paper trails that could lead to prosecutions?

 

[Lawless]

Especially if you use it on jock itch. It says it treats jock itch......don't you believe that shit.
Be like Mudbone, "......ituz cool for a lil whaal...den mah nuts comm mintzta bournin! I said, blow on em sweet chocolate, blow on em!!"

Sold! Imma get some.

I had an 87 with the 22R engine. Base model, no a/c, bought it new. It was an absolutely amazing vehicle. Would easily do what the photo showed and more. I drove it 750K miles including a solo trip to Costa Rica. Started everytime I turned the key for all those miles.

I bought an 88 4x4 as my first brand new veh.

I have had many more…

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[264win]

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WTH is going on with that gun ??

 

[Modoc]

I bet that was an “E” Ticket ride!

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

Cosplay assault

 

[sirhrmechanic]

surely there was a paper trails that could lead to prosecutions?

Once wholesaled, most rigs go to third
World countries.

Sold is sold. Then on boat. Then just gone.

Sirhr

 

[Gee Kay]

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WTH is going on with that gun ??

i think granny is keeping it warmed up for when shtf

 

[Lawless]

 

[264win]

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i think granny is keeping it warmed up for when shtf

take a closer look at the mag and trigger guard (s)

 

[Lawless]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Pinion angle? Up or down doesn't matter

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[LeftyJason]

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The freak is up with that gun? All kinds of backwards.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

The freak is up with that gun? All kinds of backwards.

Bad, very bad photo shop

 

[powdahound76]

@johnnycat

this is funnier than, well, a borescope up the keister as a friend of ours calls it!

 

[Lawless]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

So good

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Sold! Imma get some.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[johnnycat]

@johnnycat

this is funnier than, well, a borescope up the keister as a friend of ours calls it!

Yeah, the colonoscope is frequently a microphone for impromptu Karaoke. You shoulda seen our tech and me doing Elvis today - we killed it!

 

[cas6969]

surely there was a paper trails that could lead to prosecutions?

 

[Hawkwood]

Yogi still makin the rounds in Jellystone…

 

[armorpl8chikn]

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So good

Dude.
Best
Cracker
EVER
Ever.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Dude.
Best
Cracker
EVER
Ever.

Today’s version not as good

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Today’s version not as good

Nah. We aren't kids anymore, Hoss. Everything was better when we were young.

 

[cooper barrett]

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That's really Tom Arnold

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Now I know why I always blow up at people. Too much residue gunpowder left in the machines that made the candy

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[trob]

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Wtf is happening with that rifle haha

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i think granny is keeping it warmed up for when shtf

Take another look. It’s backwards, but also forwards.

 

[Modoc]