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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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I've seen them that close up in Alaska, had a pod of them chasing "food", I'm guessing salmon one summer I was there. Was on Dad's charter boat out of Homer. A couple idiot boats decided they needed to chase them so their clients could get some good pictures, they went deep, hauled ass and popped back up over a mile away.

Dad and I went out on one of his buddy's boats (50' party boat, they would put 26 people on it fishing for halibut) a couple days later, we were down by some islands just north of Kodiak, about 5 hours from Homer; had what we guessed was 50 humpback whales sounding all around us. Could only see about 1/4 mile in that fog...pretty wild seeing all those big critters coming all the way out of the water and splashing down.
 
Just watching/seeing that makes my tummy queezy. :sick:
I used to climb antennas for a living, we considered anything over 50' is a death fall...going higher just gives you more time to think about it on the way down. That image looks like duder is over 1,000', probably good bit higher than that. I think the tallest antenna tower is 2,100 feet, somewhere in the midwest, South Dakota or Nebraska, can't remember.
 
I got the nickname Mongo years ago riding dirt bikes, mainly because I looked like this on a KDX220
When finally gave up wrecking on dirt and went to wrecking on asphalt, I looked like this on my 650 V-Star too! :LOL:

My best friend’s dad in the 1970’s was 6’3
And… not slim.

During the gas crunch of the late’70’s, he bought a Vespa to ride around town.

Everyone said he looked like “a monkey humping a football.”

They were not wrong!

Sirhr
 
Yea I don't think that has a good sure fire way of killing.....really anything. Now if you want to be an internet star and play with a microwave transformer you likely could work up something that will kill anything on the planet dead without tripping your 15a breaker I have a feeling that can be done. I am sure the youtube guy electroboom has done something along these lines, if not he has shown many times just how much "juice" you can take and keep on ticking.

Personally I think it would smell pretty bad if it actually worked.

Get a 5 gal bucket, a hunk of 2x4 for a ramp up to the top, a dowel rod long enough to span the bucket and fairly thick, old curtain rod works well, and a paper towel card board spool, put the spool through the rod, and in the middle of the bucket, smear peanut butter on the spool and go inside for the day. In the morning if you have mice you will find them all in there. Up end them in a plastic bag and into the creek with them. Most easy way.

If only one or two and you feel sporty, you can toss them out and shoot them. I can tell you a 410 from 1' will make a field mouse vanish.
Years ago I spent the summer working at a national park and we had those five gallon bucket traps under the lodge. We put a couple gallons of water in them so the mice would drown. Since it was a national park regular mouse traps were illegal, but drowning them was ok since it was a natural death. Your government at work.
 
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I used to climb antennas for a living, we considered anything over 50' is a death fall...going higher just gives you more time to think about it on the way down. That image looks like duder is over 1,000', probably good bit higher than that. I think the tallest antenna tower is 2,100 feet, somewhere in the midwest, South Dakota or Nebraska, can't remember.
I used to climb towers, and we joked that the difference between 100' and 200' was open casket/closed casket. I just did a rope rescue course at work for ERT, and the instructor said I was the only guy he'd heard tell that joke outside the training community. On another note, I was a bit surprised that we didn't use any dummies for the course. We all got to take turns being the patient for packaging and raising/lowering. It was a bit nerve wracking getting lowered off this stairway in the basket and trusting a bunch of new recruits to get everything right.
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