Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Cowpokey]

I used to climb towers, and we joked that the difference between 100' and 200' was open casket/closed casket. I just did a rope rescue course at work for ERT, and the instructor said I was the only guy he'd heard tell that joke outside the training community. On another note, I was a bit surprised that we didn't use any dummies for the course. We all got to take turns being the patient for packaging and raising/lowering. It was a bit nerve wracking getting lowered off this stairway in the basket and trusting a bunch of new recruits to get everything right.
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Kristian

We did a rope rescue course when I was still climbing and did the same thing. They liked to have me be the dummy, I would get to spinning and have the ropes all kinds of twisted just for some extra fun.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Maser]

Not sure why this was recommended to me, but still good.

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[UKDslayer]

 

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[Longshot231]

Not sure why this was recommended to me, but still good.

It's not an issue that's simply black and white?

 

[Arrowhead 17]

I used to climb towers, and we joked that the difference between 100' and 200' was open casket/closed casket. I just did a rope rescue course at work for ERT, and the instructor said I was the only guy he'd heard tell that joke outside the training community. On another note, I was a bit surprised that we didn't use any dummies for the course. We all got to take turns being the patient for packaging and raising/lowering. It was a bit nerve wracking getting lowered off this stairway in the basket and trusting a bunch of new recruits to get everything right.
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Kristian

Back in my young and dumb days I built power line and we once had to attend a two day safety school. One of the things was resucing your pole buddy if he was incapaciated for some reason. My pole buddy was somewhat larger than I and he had no trouble getting me astraddle his safety belt and walking down the pole with me playing dead to the world. We climbed back up the pole, a 45 footer, and I rassed him onto my safety belt and he broke playing dead long enough to tell me if I dropped him he was going to kill me after he got out of the hospital. No problem, we made it to the ground just fine.

 

[SouthFLShootin]

Lol

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

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[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

So good
So much need right now
So much hungry
So much need with Chicken in a Biscuit Cracker....... The absolute best cracker ever produced in the capitalist system!
"F" communism and socialism

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Calm down a little wiener dog.
As soon as the ice breaks on the Yukon we will then go out.

 

[Cowpokey]

So much need with Chicken in a Biscuit Cracker....... The absolute best cracker ever produced in the capitalist system!
"F" communism and socialism

I had a box of Chicken in a Biscuit crackers a couple months ago, first time in years...I really missed them, but they don't seem to have as much flavor as what I remember.

 

[hlee]

I had a box of Chicken in a Biscuit crackers a couple months ago, first time in years...I really missed them, but they don't seem to have as much flavor as what I remember.

You don’t have as many taste buds as you remember…

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

I had a box of Chicken in a Biscuit crackers a couple months ago, first time in years...I really missed them, but they don't seem to have as much flavor as what I remember.

I blame communism.
Todays CIB's are nothing but a shadow of their former selves

 

[The D]

I hate to add some seriousness to this thread but that flag isn’t a trans pride flag. It’s a pedo pride flag(I know there’s not much difference, relax)

Edit: fuck me, never mind. Pedo flag has more stripes and different colors. Carry on, and fuck both groups of whack jobs

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This album cover raises so many questions.... None of them good.

Sirhr

 

[Rerun7]

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I’ve spent a lot of weekends at that track. My dad built and raced an old Camaro there while I was growing up.

 

[conejo]

Friday at work with two hours to go feeling

 

[308Gunner]

I used to climb towers, and we joked that the difference between 100' and 200' was open casket/closed casket. I just did a rope rescue course at work for ERT, and the instructor said I was the only guy he'd heard tell that joke outside the training community. On another note, I was a bit surprised that we didn't use any dummies for the course. We all got to take turns being the patient for packaging and raising/lowering. It was a bit nerve wracking getting lowered off this stairway in the basket and trusting a bunch of new recruits to get everything right.
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Kristian

Looks like A&M fire school

 

[Whiskey 2-1]

Man, I haven’t been to the A&M school since…….1998? Good times, both on the burn field and at the Chicken afterward.
Doc

 

[hk9176251]

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So good
So much need right now
So much hungry
So much need with Chicken in a Biscuit Cracker....... The absolute best cracker ever produced in the capitalist system!
"F" communism and socialism

And eating enough cuts down on buying toilet paper

 

[7.62willdo]

Man, I haven’t been to the A&M school since…….1998? Good times, both on the burn field and at the Chicken afterward.
Doc

What about the dirty sock????

 

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[The D]

Go back to whatever ring of hell you came from, freak

 

[Lawless]