But you're ok with raw tomatoes and no bacon? Should put you on the ignore list!!!
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And then it’s off for a nice pizza with pineapple
And then it’s off for a nice pizza with pineapple
Look for the moon tonight.
I was on my morning run and noted it's bright red look but As I was just trying to survive without oxygen I didn't take the time to study it.
Reminds me of my friend, Lee. He had come from 3 active combat tours in Vietnam specializing in remote detonation of ordnance on the laotian-cambodian border. He had accidentally signed up for JFK's newly minted bud/S.
When he got out, one of the jobs he had was bartending (not the first but interesting, nontheless.) A patron ordered a vodka on the rocks. He asked if the guy wanted a slice of lime. The patron said, "If I wanted limeade, I would have ordered that."
Couple more weeks of movement north.......
If you print those and stack them in order. You can make a homemade flicker movie.
This is the 1970 Cub I bought for my SIL. He teared up when I gave it to him. He’s a good man 
This is the 1970 Cub I bought for my SIL. He teared up when I gave it to him. He’s a good man
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A few years ago there was a news story about a guy that rode one of those old Cub Cadets several hundred miles to see his sick brother. 80 something year old guy had no drivers license or car. So he set out on the four hundred mile trip on his Cub.
Benders mom feeding the pigeons near Chernobyl, 1989.
There are some really.....sappy songs I guess I will say.....that I enjoy, perhaps a new thread in there somewhere.
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Dat ain't one of em.
Agreed. If you have a problem child that doesn't like to get up in the morning play Minnie Ripperton's song for them. CAUTION: The child is likely to wake up in a very angry mood but at least they won't be late for school. Then the teacher can deal with their anger.
On the other hand, a bucket of ice water does the trick equally well and no need to repeat. The next time the parent says to get up, the child will be like a coiled spring getting out of bed or they will be up before you.
10% real fruit juice and chocked full of red dye number five so it must be healthy.
Take this, @SONIC SAAMI
Redneck breffas tacos wiff peeko da gayo:
Hobbits waiting on second breakfast:
Redneck breffas tacos wiff peeko da gayo:
Hobbits waiting on second breakfast:
You didn't say "good morning everybody"
Watching drone strike footage in another thread did what it always does, made me think about what amazing lengths we've gone through throughout human history, the resources expended, the technology created, all in an effort to get better at killing each other. 
And then I remembered this bit.
And then I remembered this bit.
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Orwell couldn't have imagined that we would have influencers of all sorts, and crypto bros, instead of football,beer and gambling
That vaginal blood fart looking sauce has to go.
Same with the man-O-naze.
Tomatoes? Yes.
No bacon? Hell no!!!
And where the Hell are the dill pickles?
My mailbox from a few years ago. This one wouldn't buff out, but it did total out a BMW.
He hit it so hard, there were pieces of brick against the garage door you see across the street, but, according to him, he was only going 20.
Clarence Williams III
From the TV show the Mod Squad
Years ago one of my buddies here in VT got tired of his mailbox getting trashed by kids with bats, plows, retards who couldn't drive... he was losing one every 6 months on his road.My mailbox from a few years ago. This one wouldn't buff out, but it did total out a BMW.
He hit it so hard, there were pieces of brick against the garage door you see across the street, but, according to him, he was only going 20.
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So he took an old canoe and sank it half way into the ground on end. Then filled it with rebar and built a mailbox in the middle. Made a form... and filled the canoe with about 2 yards of concrete.
You could have hit that with a dumptruck and not moved it. Kids with bats... got a shock! One car hit it... no more car.
I think it is still there. He sold the house. But would have taken an excavator to get it out of the ground.
I'll post a picture of my neighbor's next time I run by. It is the most redneck thing you ever saw... because as it rots, he just keeps adding more wood. I can drag it into the road to mow around it (it's on the edge of my field.) It is brilliant woodchuck engineering!
Cheers,
Sirhr
Sirhr
My mailbox from a few years ago. This one wouldn't buff out, but it did total out a BMW.
He hit it so hard, there were pieces of brick against the garage door you see across the street, but, according to him, he was only going 20.
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I forgot to post this wheelbarrow full of free BMW parts.
