Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[pmclaine]

I'm in upstate NY this morning. I noticed this as well. I believe there are wild fires in Canada making smoke in the atmosphere doing this

Yep,

We will need to kill a herd or two of cattle to offset the atmosphere carbon.

It was really noticeable tonight, the hazy sky…..Suck thing is diffused light and no smoke smell. If the air had the Yankee Candle scent of “Burning Canada” upon the air it would be pleasant.

 

[Lawless]

 

[UKDslayer]

Get that Russian dressing and mayo off please!!

 

[Cowpokey]

Get that Russian dressing and mayo off please!!

But you're ok with raw tomatoes and no bacon? Should put you on the ignore list!!!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Bender? That you @Bender?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Yep,

We will need to kill a herd or two of cattle to offset the atmosphere carbon.

It was really noticeable tonight, the hazy sky…..Suck thing is diffused light and no smoke smell. If the air had the Yankee Candle scent of “Burning Canada” upon the air it would be pleasant.

We had an amazing sunrise!!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

But you're ok with raw tomatoes and no bacon? Should put you on the ignore list!!!

Is there pineapple?

Sirhr

 

[Cowpokey]

Is there pineapple?

Sirhr

I'm not a vegan.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

In

And then it’s off for a nice pizza with pineapple

 

[ACK]

Looks like an In n Out Animal style burger

Animal style

 

[pmclaine]

We had an amazing sunrise!!

Look for the moon tonight.

I was on my morning run and noted it's bright red look but As I was just trying to survive without oxygen I didn't take the time to study it.

 

[Ronws]

I'm not a vegan.

Reminds me of my friend, Lee. He had come from 3 active combat tours in Vietnam specializing in remote detonation of ordnance on the laotian-cambodian border. He had accidentally signed up for JFK's newly minted bud/S.

When he got out, one of the jobs he had was bartending (not the first but interesting, nontheless.) A patron ordered a vodka on the rocks. He asked if the guy wanted a slice of lime. The patron said, "If I wanted limeade, I would have ordered that."

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[theLBC]

 

[cas6969]

 

[Inifinty]

 

[Pharmseller]

Fake

 

[pmclaine]

Couple more weeks of movement north.......

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Couple more weeks of movement north.......

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If you print those and stack them in order. You can make a homemade flicker movie.

 

[Lawless]

This is the 1970 Cub I bought for my SIL. He teared up when I gave it to him. He’s a good man

 

[Lawless]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

This is the 1970 Cub I bought for my SIL. He teared up when I gave it to him. He’s a good man

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A few years ago there was a news story about a guy that rode one of those old Cub Cadets several hundred miles to see his sick brother. 80 something year old guy had no drivers license or car. So he set out on the four hundred mile trip on his Cub.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Benders mom feeding the pigeons near Chernobyl, 1989.

 

[fpgt72]

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There are some really.....sappy songs I guess I will say.....that I enjoy, perhaps a new thread in there somewhere.

Edit to add:

Dat ain't one of em.

 

[Longshot231]

There are some really.....sappy songs I guess I will say.....that I enjoy, perhaps a new thread in there somewhere.

Edit to add:

Dat ain't one of em.

Agreed. If you have a problem child that doesn't like to get up in the morning play Minnie Ripperton's song for them. CAUTION: The child is likely to wake up in a very angry mood but at least they won't be late for school. Then the teacher can deal with their anger.

On the other hand, a bucket of ice water does the trick equally well and no need to repeat. The next time the parent says to get up, the child will be like a coiled spring getting out of bed or they will be up before you.

 

[LeftyJason]

Agreed. If you have a problem child that doesn't like to get up in the morning play Minnie Ripperton's song for them. CAUTION: The child is likely to wake up in a very angry mood but at least they won't be late for school. Then the teacher can deal with their anger.

On the other hand, a bucket of ice water does the trick equally well and no need to repeat. The next time the parent says to get up, the child will be like a coiled spring getting out of bed or they will be up before you.

This fits here.

 

[Longshot231]

This fits here.

You should have posted a warning about not being suitable for sensitive ears.

 

[hlee]

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Someone knocked the pole over. And, either they or someone else took the picture askew. Trees, in the background, growing perpendicular to the path tell the tale.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

10% real fruit juice and chocked full of red dye number five so it must be healthy.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Hippies

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[whatsupdoc]

 

[whatsupdoc]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Take this, @SONIC SAAMI
Redneck breffas tacos wiff peeko da gayo:

Hobbits waiting on second breakfast:

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Take this, @SONIC SAAMI
Redneck breffas tacos wiff peeko da gayo:
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Hobbits waiting on second breakfast:
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You didn't say "good morning everybody"

 

[Longshot231]

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Hippies

I don’t remember them being that clean. Stinking pigs.

 

[101st]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

You didn't say "good morning everybody"

Thats why I'm the one no one likes...

 

[cas6969]

Someone knocked the pole over. And, either they or someone else took the picture askew. Trees, in the background, growing perpendicular to the path tell the tale.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

No, Coke Pepsi.

 

[cas6969]

Watching drone strike footage in another thread did what it always does, made me think about what amazing lengths we've gone through throughout human history, the resources expended, the technology created, all in an effort to get better at killing each other.

And then I remembered this bit.

 

[powdahound76]

Thats why I'm the one no one likes...

The list is actually much, much longer….

 

[Mr.BR]

Orwell couldn't have imagined that we would have influencers of all sorts, and crypto bros, instead of football,beer and gambling

 

[Mr.BR]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Where I really like to spend my summers

 

[Mike Casselton]

But you're ok with raw tomatoes and no bacon? Should put you on the ignore list!!!

That vaginal blood fart looking sauce has to go.
Same with the man-O-naze.

Tomatoes? Yes.

No bacon? Hell no!!!

And where the Hell are the dill pickles?

 

[Mike Casselton]

And yeah, I noticed the couple on the bottom, but that ain't enough

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

My mailbox is made from 1/4" plate and and welded to 4" Schedule 80 pipe buried to 5'. It will certainly leave a mark.

My mailbox from a few years ago. This one wouldn't buff out, but it did total out a BMW.
He hit it so hard, there were pieces of brick against the garage door you see across the street, but, according to him, he was only going 20.

 

[Lawless]

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Hippies

Is that Laurence Fishburne?