Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[powdahound76]

A rattle snake.

Im not sure the kind, most likely Prairie rattler based off commonality vs the other 2 found here.

Insurance covers it.
Im not sure what billing looks like for the un-insured

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

I know what the billing looks like for the uninsured.
It looks like a property tax increase for the homeowners that live in that county.

 

[Lawless]

A rattle snake.

Im not sure the kind, most likely Prairie rattler based off commonality vs the other 2 found here.

Insurance covers it.
Im not sure what billing looks like for the un-insured

When I was out there one of the times, we stopped just about on the western Kansas line and I walked behind some scrub trees to pee. I was standing there in the knee high dead grass and it occurs to me that more likely than not there was a rattler close by….I finished up in a hurry

 

[powdahound76]

Yup.

Snake season begins June 15.

I wanna hat band and some rattles.
Would love boots and am too poor to get some made.

And feed my kid some snek. She wants to try it. Pretty cool for 11 yr old girl.

 

[Mr.BR]

 

[Lawless]

Sweet Pea likes the porch swing. @armorpl8chikn held her when she was a little kitten once and gave her his blessing

 

[Lawless]

Yup.

Snake season begins June 15.

I wanna hat band and some rattles.
Would love boots and am too poor to get some made.

And feed my kid some snek. She wants to try it. Pretty cool for 11 yr old girl.

My BIL had custom boots made in Mexico for $100 and they are NICE

 

[EddieNFL]

When I was out there one of the times, we stopped just about on the western Kansas line and I walked behind some scrub trees to pee. I was standing there in the knee high dead grass and it occurs to me that more likely than not there was a rattler close by….I finished up in a hurry

Late 70s, BIL and I are walking a trail down to the river. He stopped to light his pipe, as I recall and I kept walking. A few seconds later, I saw dirt fly a couple feet to my right and heard the boom. He blasted a cottonmouth I was about to pass.

 

[pmclaine]

 

[pmclaine]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Sweet Pea likes the porch swing. @armorpl8chikn held her when she was a little kitten once and gave her his blessing

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Don't be telling folks I pet kittens. Its bad for my image.

 

[pmclaine]

 

[Lawless]

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Damn Mormons….

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

Gasser!

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

This is EXACTLY how us genXers were raised LOL

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

Alcohol was involved

 

[Lawless]

Yaassssss.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

Harley too….

 

[The D]

I was in the vicinity this weekend and snapped this shot. I love the mountains

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[GUN NUT in IA]

Idiot Hits Mailbox, Sues Homeowner

Why does it always have to be the color of . . . the ice?

 

[mi650]

"It" works just fine for me.

"Shit." She, he, it = shit.

 

[JMGlasgow]

Hell yeah I would still eat it. I have a whole state fair show pig in my freezer, it had a name too. Some of the best bacon and pulled pork I've ever had.

 

[Pharmseller]

Isn’t Chloe a girl’s name?

Or am I misgendering a steer?




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[pmclaine]

That will leave a mark if there is a leak or detonation.

 

[The D]

Isn’t Chloe a girl’s name?

Or am I misgendering a steer?




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Don’t you dare misgender my ribeye you sonofabitch!

 

[pmclaine]

This is EXACTLY how us genXers were raised LOL

Probably a WWII vet thinking “Kid makes this he is Squadron Leader material”

 

[Pharmseller]

Don’t you dare misgender my ribeye you sonofabitch!

Don’t misgender me with that “son” term you they/them!




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[The D]

you they/them!

How dare you?!

 

[pmclaine]

Harley too….

Any Harley’s in that photo?

 

[pmclaine]

Really Tiger I crashed my truck fleeing my wife trying to beat my brains in Woods.

 

[Lawless]

Any Harley’s in that photo?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

It comes down to the fact that the USPS or maybe DoT has regulations for mailbox construction. And, the road right of way includes the shoulder and sidewalk where the mailbox is placed. While those area are not intended for normal traffic, they are nominally part of the public roadway. Placing an obstacle in the roadway is prohibited. And, mailboxes built beyond specification open the land/homeowner up to civil (and potentially) criminal liability.

We can debate whether this is “right,” but right =/= lawful.

Yup, This looks like something that meets federal regulations… my neighbors most
Hillbilly woodchuck methbox that is now a neighborhood icon!

It’s never been hit that I know of. Even when I drag it on to the road for a few minutes to run a mower deck under it.

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

That is fascinating, thanks for sharing. Some of them were like miniature atomic explosions. Near stickey material. I wonder what two 175 grain bthp's would lok like.

Down at the Gettysburg museum are several pairs of bullets that hit and fused in flight. Can you imagine being on a battlefield with so much lead flying that the minie’s are hitting each other and fusing…

Sirhr

 

[powdahound76]

This is EXACTLY how us genXers were raised LOL

100%.

My dad had faith in my jumping.
He often laid down for big air launched over him.
Bike
Roller blades (hockey style)
Hockey skates
Skis (including a big floating 360 grab after the 98 Olympics and Johnny Mosley’s gold in Moguls)

Isn’t Chloe a girl’s name?

Or am I misgendering a steer?




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My buddy raises a big number of beef cattle a year, around 1000 head.
Steers and heifers either way.
Ive eaten a lot of both.
All delicious, amazing marbling.
Fed a good diet, upping the corn at the end.
No grass fed only BS.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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That thing still runs?

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This is EXACTLY how us genXers were raised LOL

You don't think it was an adult taking that photo? I don't remember having a camera at that age...

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Harley too….

The sell more bikes to bull dykes these days than to men... It's probably their biggest growing segment.

Their market is dying off. Literally. Bull dykes have money and want to ride Harley's. There are more nasty ugly skanks on bikes around here than ever...

Sirhr