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"Oh, it is great! I can vouch for that!" Said nobody that ever lived to say that.
That was also posted here a couple of days ago... As usual SH is way ahead of the curve. And it wasn't strain gauges, it was acoustic sensors that were supposed to hear 'cracking.' And alert them to surface. Ah ha hah haha ha.
The reporter who asked about recovering the bodies should be towed out to sea and thrown overboard tied to a Fiat.
Jesus are these people really this dumb?
Sirhr
it sounds like this sub was only marginally better than Chris Elliott's Neptune 2000. It's probably good for people to have a general idea what they're getting into before they go to the bottom of the ocean.
Ahhh........I now see the error of my ways and instead, the wisdom of using acoustic sensors............
Acoustic Sensors = EARS ?
Ah ha ha ha haha hha... Chris Elliott.
That brings back so many great memories of the '80s. Holy fucking fuck... That guy was so pathetic he was hilarious!!!
Sirhr
Ahhh........I now see the error of my ways and instead, the wisdom of using acoustic sensors............
Acoustic Sensors = EARS ?
Well, really good ears. That detect really small crackey sounds. That normal ears can't hear. And turn on a red light or something. As the hull implodes.
Not making that stuff up.
They were supposed to hear the 'early stage' cracking of the carbon fiber in time to surface. Except when the early stage crackling of the failure is only milliseconds ahead of the entire Made-by-Monogram pressure vessel imploding and turning into a sub-surface Ez-Bake oven for about a 10th of a second before scattering as small shards in the current.
Can't make this stuff up.
Sirhr
He uses gold to pave the streets of Heaven. That's right the paving bricks in Heaven are made with gold.
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A real fiat, or a jeep fiat. I think there’s a difference?
"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a woke ass twit,
Who took his clients money, then he squished their ass to bits....."
"The billionaire.....and his son.....
All this twisted humor is in bad taste... like salt water.
Just watched the presser. Sorry, but I'm going to have trouble accepting they didn't know the outcome from Day 1 and they played this out with the oxygen depletion theory just to control narrative for a few days away from H. and the Durham hearing.
I love when a disaster brings out all the old disaster memes...
Funny, there weren't even such things as memes when that happened. That has to be a post-event meme.
Or maybe back then "Too Soon" meant something.
Sirhr
Reports say the 20 year old tranny working the remote controls was playing BioShock when the accident happened...
In the US Canada, most likely. But what will then happen is that the companies will be registered somewhere like Bermuda, and the ships registered in Panama or some other flag of convenience country. And they will set sail from Bermuda too.
The wreck of the Titanic lies in international waters and outside any economic exclusion zone, so it cannot be policed without massive changes in maritime law. Changes which would allow China and Russia to consolidate many of the territorial claims they have on open water, so that ain't going to happen.
Net effect - no changes. Like gun control really.
To the tune of the Beetles "Yellow Submarine"
We all died on a fleshlight submarine
a fleshllight submarine
a fleshlight submarine
And so on....
I'm here all week - try the prime rib.
@Dirty D you willing to go do a search?
Attachments
Parts of the imploded sub were found on the bottom a distance away from the Titanic.
www.dailymail.co.uk
Titanic submarine missing LIVE: Time vessel will run out of oxygen
TITANIC LIVEBLOG: Follow MailOnline's live coverage as rescue teams continue their search for a submarine which has gone missing during a voyage to the Titanic shipwreck.
"I'd like to be under the sea.
In an octopus's garden in the shade..."
In an octopus's garden in the shade..."
I wonder if that bicycle helmet is rolling around on the seafloor.
No need to shower before visiting the titanic. You'll wash up on shore
The legend lives on thanks to James Cameron
Of the big ship they called the Titanic
The ship, it is said, lying on the sea bed
Attracts rich folks who’ve gone slightly manic
With a load of hardware from the local junk yard
An ivy leaguer set out to explore her
He came up with a plan and built a cheap-ass tin can
With a joy stick that was kind of squirrely
The can was a joke as it was built by some wokes
But they headed out for the Mid-Ocean
As the DSV’s go it was lamer than most
With a crew and good captain of retards
Concluding some terms for some quick quarter mils
They pushed off for the central Atlantic
And later that week when they looked towards the deep
Could it be a beer can they were sailing?
The clicking torque wrench made a tattle-tale sound
And the hatch fitted down like a jar lid
And no one really knew except the captain or two
That the crew sphere was made out of Bondo
The Ship started down and they started to grin
When the dreams of Titanic came on them
But five thousand feet down smiles turned into frowns
As the acoustical sensor began crackling
At 6 thousand feet the young wokies radio’d in
And said “Fellas you’re almost half way there”
At 7K feet the cheap window caved in
And ignited the crew like Napalm
The capsule went boom and the crew went "Oh s..."
Getting crushed to the size of a crayon.
And later that day when the comms went astray
Came the wreck of the Beer Can Explorers
Does any one know where the passengers go
When the pressure turns them into mere Twinkies?
The searchers all knew that there was no captain or crew
But the distraction was too good to pass up.
They might been breathing or they might have been mush
They may have floated up to the smooth surface
But the fact that remains and the whole event screams
Of a way to protect Hunter Biden
The Med has its shoals and the Atlantic has Bergs
and they swallow up ships like they're snack food
The Pacific has waves that are big as a mount
Its bottom is littered with iron
The South China Sea even seems kind of calm
Until you crash your airline down upon it.
But the ships that go cross and the mariners who are boss
Know you don’t go deep diving with Morons!
In the crusty old site called the Bear Pit they laughed
and made memes and brought up lordship Darwin
The Glowies chimed in yet the whole thing has been
About trannies with blue hair and nose rings
The legend lives on from the Bear Pit on down
Of the the junk that was not made in China
Titanic, they said, now has a bunch more rich dead
As the 50-somethings retired too early!
Eat your heart out Gordon Lightfoot.
Now would one of you guys who knows how to play guitar please put that on CD so I can start collecting my songwriter royalties?
Sirhr
Of the big ship they called the Titanic
The ship, it is said, lying on the sea bed
Attracts rich folks who’ve gone slightly manic
With a load of hardware from the local junk yard
An ivy leaguer set out to explore her
He came up with a plan and built a cheap-ass tin can
With a joy stick that was kind of squirrely
The can was a joke as it was built by some wokes
But they headed out for the Mid-Ocean
As the DSV’s go it was lamer than most
With a crew and good captain of retards
Concluding some terms for some quick quarter mils
They pushed off for the central Atlantic
And later that week when they looked towards the deep
Could it be a beer can they were sailing?
The clicking torque wrench made a tattle-tale sound
And the hatch fitted down like a jar lid
And no one really knew except the captain or two
That the crew sphere was made out of Bondo
The Ship started down and they started to grin
When the dreams of Titanic came on them
But five thousand feet down smiles turned into frowns
As the acoustical sensor began crackling
At 6 thousand feet the young wokies radio’d in
And said “Fellas you’re almost half way there”
At 7K feet the cheap window caved in
And ignited the crew like Napalm
The capsule went boom and the crew went "Oh s..."
Getting crushed to the size of a crayon.
And later that day when the comms went astray
Came the wreck of the Beer Can Explorers
Does any one know where the passengers go
When the pressure turns them into mere Twinkies?
The searchers all knew that there was no captain or crew
But the distraction was too good to pass up.
They might been breathing or they might have been mush
They may have floated up to the smooth surface
But the fact that remains and the whole event screams
Of a way to protect Hunter Biden
The Med has its shoals and the Atlantic has Bergs
and they swallow up ships like they're snack food
The Pacific has waves that are big as a mount
Its bottom is littered with iron
The South China Sea even seems kind of calm
Until you crash your airline down upon it.
But the ships that go cross and the mariners who are boss
Know you don’t go deep diving with Morons!
In the crusty old site called the Bear Pit they laughed
and made memes and brought up lordship Darwin
The Glowies chimed in yet the whole thing has been
About trannies with blue hair and nose rings
The legend lives on from the Bear Pit on down
Of the the junk that was not made in China
Titanic, they said, now has a bunch more rich dead
As the 50-somethings retired too early!
Eat your heart out Gordon Lightfoot.
Now would one of you guys who knows how to play guitar please put that on CD so I can start collecting my songwriter royalties?
Sirhr
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I have a source for non-Russian, virgin medical grade if you need.
Lawsuit printer go Brrrrrr....
Moonlighting at the crematorium? I hear they have a booming scrap metal business.
Oh and artificial hips make wicked cool shift levers in Grandson's WRX.
Sirhr
IIRC the billionaire's remaining kid took a selfie at a rock concert so he's probably not too shook up.
You will 100% be unencumbered. Lots of hard wood, wild game, and fresh water. These soybois can’t fight.
Titan Five's last moments above water revealed
The crew of the missing Titan submersible stopped into their hotel café just before their fateful adventure.
The "barista"
If that's a modern Canadian, I say we load up the truck and go conquer Canada.
they're going to have to add some #s to their resumes. #PSI?
Navy heard the likely implosion
www.dailymail.co.uk
Secret US Navy sonar detected Titan implosion HOURS after last contact
The U.S. Navy detected the sound of the missing Titanic tourist submersible imploding shortly after it was reported missing, a senior Naval official told The Wall Street Journal.
they're going to have to add some #s to their resumes. #PSI?
#inspiring me to hire 50-something un-inspiring brainiacs, not bimbos!
Navy heard the likely implosion
Secret US Navy sonar detected Titan implosion HOURS after last contact
The U.S. Navy detected the sound of the missing Titanic tourist submersible imploding shortly after it was reported missing, a senior Naval official told The Wall Street Journal.
I wonder if they tried to surface, it failed and they slowly sank until POOF.
What happened to diversity?they're going to have to add some #s to their resumes. #PSI?
Has Serbu issued a press release about his involvement in the engineering yet?
Well, there's an old one. A pudgy one.
And the one on the right sort of looks like she has Downs.
Which is ironic on a sub project.
Sirhr
Hey,
That was a highly overcharged slap water density change. Counterfeit possibly. The design was good.
The one eye congressman stated that they had the assets to deploy on Monday and they denied the request.Granted the request on Tuesday then denied again.Tapping noise that they were hearing was consistent with SOS every 30 minutes on Wednesday. They knew the location of the sub early on.
