Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

Pro level

 

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[Ichi]

They cut down acres of teees in Worcester MA thinking they could stop the Asian Longhorned beetle.

Vanity.

Loves your Chinese shit that comes in on raw wood pallets or the furniture that suddenly bloooms critters.

Let's do water weeds and invasive fish species next.

Don't forget the clams, pythons, fire ants and crazy ants.

 

[EddieNFL]

Braggs about alcoholic trannys. Sucks to be it.

 

[Lawless]

Don't forget the clams, pythons, fire ants and crazy ants.

Here we have those beetles killing the white pines

 

[johnnyvw]

Seems legit

When people say the idea of someone carrying a gun in public scares them, I show them a picture like this as an example of what they REALLY should be scared of

 

[Glowworm]

 

[Lawless]

Anyone within driving distance need an insert? Fan works and everything.

PM me, I can load it for you. I’m in NW NC. Would make a great freestanding shop heater. Free to any contributor here who can use it. Mods don’t taze me bro.

 

[hk9176251]

It's a Asian Longhorned Beetle

https://www.aphis.usda.gov/aphis/re...ian-longhorned-beetle/asian-longhorned-beetle

Still fucked up but frp perspective of the vid clip looked size of a kitten

 

[hk9176251]

 

[HPIguy]

Was it "Dave's Insanity Sauce"? That stuff was pretty nuts back in the day, a little drop on the tip of a toothpick was painful.

I get that all the time at a local Mexican restaurant. The first time they brought it, a few of them gathered around watching me eat it like I was going to run screaming or something. I doused my chilaquiles in it and went to town.

 

[The D]

Pro level

Do not ever, ever try to get out of the forklift. Examples can be provided if you’re dense

 

[fpgt72]

No... Dave's was bascially like caramel topping on ice cream.

This was seriously some voodoo shit. But back before people were really into hot sauce. In fact, it was before I was into hot sauce. Never realized the coming trend.

In 1992 my buddy "Bull" and I were in a wing eating contest live on the radio in Durham, NC. We didn't win. But we psyched out lots of the competition by chugging Texas Pete before the eating started. We didn't lose by heat. We lost because some skinny little Justified-cast-who-looked-like-Dewey Crowder could eat 75 wings at a stitting. Fucking little methhead garbage disposal. Right outside the barber shop at 54/55 intersection in Durham. Some may know where I'm talking about. We were living in driving distance of Fayettenam at the time and wing contests seemed like fun. We lost but were on the radio. So there was that.

No.... I can still picture bottle label. But wasn't Dave's Insanity Sauce. Which was actually wicked good with a lot of flavor. This was some kind of Caribbean Island sauce that was... actually insane. Unlike Dave's. Which was tasty but far from insane.

Sirhr

That is the issue with a lot of the "hot" stuff, it just does not have good flavor it is just hot.

I am not sure where I am on the scale of being able to take hot stuff, I would guess a little above average. The father in law will eat anything and say eh not hot. Anything. My uncle was the same way, had no taste buds at all. He would be standing there reach into his pocket and pull out a can of sardines, get the little key thingy, open the can and just eat them with his fingers. He also just chewed up all his meds but the soft capsule kind. Finally my aunt told me the Dr made him stop, it was to slowly go into your system and if he chewed it up it did not work like it should.

 

[HPIguy]

That is the issue with a lot of the "hot" stuff, it just does not have good flavor it is just hot.

THIS! If it's hot but has good flavor, I'm in. I have nothing to prove by eating hot things, and am way past the age where that shit mattered anyway. LOL

 

[ZiaHunter]

Looks like it was on the rezz in NM.

 

[Ramius]

 

[timesublime]

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Freshman at Stanford?

 

[fpgt72]

Looks like it was on the rezz in NM.

I was thinking the same thing, the hair would be an issue in most cop shops.

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Louisiana Bred and born. Presented by Patriot Post

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

And now for all you dads…

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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As goofy as this is... it wins the Internet today!

Sirhr

 

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[Father O’blivion]

When I went to Africa, the agency gave us options for malaria meds.
1) a pill everyday, side effects: sun sensitivity
2) a pill once a week, side effects: crazy dreams

I chose option 2...hey, if I can't have booze for a month, give me a chance at some fun.

Because just what you want on a trip to Africa is sun sensitivity.

 

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[SONIC SAAMI]

I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire seven shots or only six?

 

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Russians are tough

 

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