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Dragon's Milk.... YES... better be sitting where you want to be cause you won't be going anywhere.... Ass kicker stout.
A real sneaky one is the Dragon’s Milk Hibiscus. Surprisingly good on a hot day.
I went to a lot of "garden spots" (Shit Holes) when I was in the military. Never killed anyone directly...never pulled the trigger on a threat, because it didn't present itself in range or in sight. Had a lot of attempts on my life and people on my team, mortar, rocket, IED, suicide bombers...the list goes on. It is all in the past for now.That was a highlight of time in the Navy. Going to eat at the O club as the BC’s guest was unreal. Didn’t have a clue how good they were treated , took my Whites and had their maid iron them. Had my 3 “being there” ribbons on with my third class crow ,and Officers treated me awesome. And the EXTRA highlight , one of their daughters (also a cuz) drove me around , acted as my Wing Girl , and got me laid , by her American friend..a Round Eye !!I was 20 then I think? Still correspond with her ..my Cuz that is.
I was extremely lucky , got out In Washington State , flew home in civvies , people in Arkansas are good kind hearted folks that have always been pro military regardless of the shit heads in charge , like now. I knew of shipmates and Soldiers that got treated like shit , that was usually in California.
Many of the guys on the Hide have been in the Deep Shit many times over. I was just there in a different time and a different world. I’m proud of what I did , did the best I could and that’s fine with me
My USAF "5 Star" accommodations on the Horn of Africa (disputed border) were a piece of cardboard that I put my sleeping bag on top of, with a bug net stretched over the top, between a couple bushes.
Crazy thing about that; it got down to 85º F one night, I had to get inside the sleeping bag...I was freezing. Funny how 115-120ºF every day is warm, normally would drop down to 95º F when it got dark. Good times...looking back on it anyway.
Crazy thing about that; it got down to 85º F one night, I had to get inside the sleeping bag...I was freezing. Funny how 115-120ºF every day is warm, normally would drop down to 95º F when it got dark. Good times...looking back on it anyway.
That’s plenty !! I’d salute you , but we both worked while we were in.
I wasn’t worried about getting drafted , but I didn’t want to me a Grunt nor Soldier so I joined the Navy with 5 other locals. After boot camp , all went different directions. Was an Airman Recruit E1 nothing when I went on board the Connie. Went straight to being a Blue Shirt flight deck ape , throwing chocks and tie down chains. We left for a WestPAC soon as I got on , and the seven day flight quarters to flight quarters grind was brutal at first , also extremely dangerous. The Connie kicked Asses , sortie after sortie , seemed endless and fucking Hot to boot. The Connie and crew got the Presidential Unit Citation for the deployment , had the first Aces of Vietnam ..Duke Cunningham and Willie Driscoll.The Old Man was a Arky , a Sailors Captain !! Close to the end of the deployment I got my Yellow Shirt and was In Crash and Salvage. On my second deployment I was ready to get the fuck out. Lucky to be alive many times over. Changed rates and made 3rd Class PO , got another WAY safer gig , still lots of flight deck time , but not dodging intakes or arresting gear cables ..or wearing all the hot C&S gear in SE Asia heat.
that's 400 years of trucking right there......
They have 2 species of Habu’s there. One from above , one slithering on the ground.
Jurassic Park‘s Tyrannosaur Paddock is getting more ready for inhabitants.
Roof is on…
Roof is on…
Was riding my motorcycle back to work after lunch a couple months back. The 18 wheeler was just getting on the road as I was passing. At slow speed it launched a rock at me (more potato shaped than that one) that hit me right below my knee. Nothing broken thank goodness but sure hurt.
FIFU
"Jalapeño and pineapple are delicious together in slaw on a big juicy shrimp poor boy".
Our off road Eucluds had a bar that rode between the tandem wheels on a pivot.
If a rock got stock as it came around. It would hit the bar, the bar would stop against the axle and the rock would dislodge.
Or bend the bar into both sidewalls and the operator will run around till they both blow…
I guess stranger things have happened but I never saw it.
They were actually Cat 769. Biggest thing I ever drove.
Coming down the Mount Washington auto road an hour ago. I was behind some flatlander douche canoe in a Tacoma. His brakes were absolutely on fire. They have signs every half mile low gear pull off. Cool brakes. Not this guy. If he even makes it home. He’s gonna need all four.
Smelled like a fire at Midis brake shop.
This is why you put midgets on crew served weapons or make them snipers. They can sneak into places. Midgets are sneaky little people.
Sirhr
Conditioning children to live their lives in fear
Last April, while on a tour bus coming from Mt. Etna (10,900 ft), pulled over to assist a young married couple, with baby, whose front brakes had caught fire. He hit both wheels with a fire-extinguisher to put out fire, then hit them again with water to cool them down. He discovered the front wheels (rear-wheel drive) would not turn. Although sympathetic, the consensus of my co-traveler's - call a tow-truck, break-out the credit card.
Holy fucking hell, Batman. This shit is awful!!!!
WTF
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WTF
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