Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Maybe shoulda just got a bike and dodged cars, seems safer.
Nothing better than a girl with some abs showing !!!
It was open because your mom made me a sammich after I got done fucking her.Whys your mouth open? I didn't hear my zipper
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I love girls with abs! The one one the left is gorgeous! You can have the one on the right with the double belly buttons!
What until she pulls that helmet and those shorts off!
Impressive hip to waist ratio. Deserves further study.
Her name is Zoe Gara. Check her out on Instagram and search for phrases like, “Zoe Gara photoshop fail”.
Also, the use of a quite wide-angle lens is not to be underestimated when trying to make an item appear larger.
This doesn't change my mind.
Back of the ankle. Scar finally went away at 45 when the age spots set in.
^ Anyone else notice the “supporter emojis”? Funny
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Not lately. Had a rattlesnake on the trail in Sandy Eggo. Didn't see it till the last second.
That bunny hop was VERY high left
He missed me by *that much*
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friend went to African on a missionary trip years ago, somewhere on Lake Victoria,
loins, tigers, gators etc,, no worries,
most folks were killed by Hippos,
friend works in a bakery, and one of the bakeries he worked in a while back had a machine that cut the dough for rolls or buns,
his boss was cleaning it one afternoon and pushed the wrong button,
and off came a couple fingers, almost as clean as shown
Yeah, that’s what I’ve heard too. Plus, I watched a nature documentary about them and the dominant male has an, uh, interesting method of expressing said dominance.
He struts around his harem shitting while vigorously helicoptering his tail, which sprays poop everywhere and on everything.
Hence, “kill all hippos” lol
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Nature's version of the dutch farmer.Yeah, that’s what I’ve heard too. Plus, I watched a nature documentary about them and the dominant male has a, uh, interesting method of expressing said dominance.
He struts around his harem shitting while vigorously helicoptering his tail, which sprays poop everywhere and on everything.
Hence, “kill all hippos” lol
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Nile gators? Tender loins? Detroit tigers?
What’s that? When they sprayed poop on Dutch government buildings in protest?
Comments are golden. Choice phrases include “Poo Sommelier” and “Le Poomelier” lolololol.
Btw when I was looking for what you meant, I stumbled upon something called the Dutch Farmer's Tan. You fat bastard! Not gonna be able to un-remember that fucking definition! Aieeee!
Reporting from the front, your faithful war correspondent signing off…
—Le Carbone du Based
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