Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Skunk said:
Cornudas doesn’t have a gas station, but it does have a strange little cafe and a bunch of people attached to a vertical family tree.
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That sounds like a little town in Kentucky that we once stopped at during a trip from Michigan to Florida. The kids were hungry and I followed a sign that indicated food and gas. Found the gas station, right next to the only food in town. A Burger King of all things. Inside the Burger King, everybody looked the same with some albinism noticeable. We felt more than a little self conscious and kept an ear out for banjos.
 
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lash said:
everybody looked the same
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Passing through Baton Rouge once I-10 was buggered up (shocking!) and the GPS took me 190 across the Huey P. Long to get past the delay.

I stopped for gas, went in for a drink and a snack, noticed nobody looked like me and noticed they sold cute little flowers in test tubes at the counter. But then it's like wtf, I'm already here.

I noticed the lady behind the counter eyeballing me in line and when I got to the counter she looked me up and down then said "Is dat your gray truck?"

I says "Yes ma'am, I paid at the pump."

"I know you did. I see you got Texas plates. Dat's why dey not fukin wit you ... dey KNOW you got a gun."
 
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doubloon said:
Finally, somebody who realizes cardio is important.

Talking to him the whole time he's beating that ass and not even breathing hard.
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In a situation like that, seething anger and adrenaline supplant cardio. The fuckhead is lucky the other guy didn't know how to throw a punch or he may not have survived that beating.
 
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doubloon said:
Passing through Baton Rouge once I-10 was buggered up (shocking!) and the GPS took me 190 across the Huey P. Long to get past the delay.

I stopped for gas, went in for a drink and a snack, noticed nobody looked like me and noticed they sold cute little flowers in test tubes at the counter. But then it's like wtf, I'm already here.

I noticed the lady behind the counter eyeballing me in line and when I got to the counter she looked me up and down then said "Is dat your gray truck?"

I says "Yes ma'am, I paid at the pump."

"I know you did. I see you got Texas plates. Dat's why dey not fukin wit you ... dey KNOW you got a gun."
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We made it all the way through Louisiana, and somewhere mid Mississippi we needed gas. Same thing happened, nobody looked like me. Texas plates on the Tahoe, and I paid at the pump. Moved the Tahoe to a parking spot in front and went inside to pee and get some caffeine. I saw a lineman bucket truck out at the pump and an ole boy (black of course) in line in blue jeans, work boots and a long sleeve Wrangler kaki shirt. I knew he belonged to the bucket truck. I stepped in line behind him. He turned to me a little bit and said "you're a lefty, huh?" I said yessir. He said "what size is it?" I said fourty five.

Evidently my shirt kind of laid over the top of the slide a little bit and I was "printing".

Got back in the Tahoe and my wife asked "everything go OK?". I said, no problems at all.
 
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doubloon said:
Passing through Baton Rouge once I-10 was buggered up (shocking!) and the GPS took me 190 across the Huey P. Long to get past the delay.

I stopped for gas, went in for a drink and a snack, noticed nobody looked like me and noticed they sold cute little flowers in test tubes at the counter. But then it's like wtf, I'm already here.

I noticed the lady behind the counter eyeballing me in line and when I got to the counter she looked me up and down then said "Is dat your gray truck?"

I says "Yes ma'am, I paid at the pump."

"I know you did. I see you got Texas plates. Dat's why dey not fukin wit you ... dey KNOW you got a gun."
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Had you purchased the rose in the glass, that same nice lady behind the counter would’ve included 1/4 of a copper chore boy and a lighter in a nice small paper bag for you. Lol. Welcome to Louisiana
 
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