Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Cornudas doesn’t have a gas station, but it does have a strange little cafe and a bunch of people attached to a vertical family tree.
That sounds like a little town in Kentucky that we once stopped at during a trip from Michigan to Florida. The kids were hungry and I followed a sign that indicated food and gas. Found the gas station, right next to the only food in town. A Burger King of all things. Inside the Burger King, everybody looked the same with some albinism noticeable. We felt more than a little self conscious and kept an ear out for banjos.
 
everybody looked the same

Passing through Baton Rouge once I-10 was buggered up (shocking!) and the GPS took me 190 across the Huey P. Long to get past the delay.

I stopped for gas, went in for a drink and a snack, noticed nobody looked like me and noticed they sold cute little flowers in test tubes at the counter. But then it's like wtf, I'm already here.

I noticed the lady behind the counter eyeballing me in line and when I got to the counter she looked me up and down then said "Is dat your gray truck?"

I says "Yes ma'am, I paid at the pump."

"I know you did. I see you got Texas plates. Dat's why dey not fukin wit you ... dey KNOW you got a gun."