Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

My Grandmother was one of 'em. She had her (signed by herself) Temperance Pledge Certificate framed and hung on the wall in her house.

As I got older, I felt obligated to make up for lost time/lost opportunity. By most measures, I succeeded.
 
Can you feel the pressure in that ring finger?

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How do you guys release that ingrown nail pus?

I've had a few...hundred.
Pull it back at the edge till it turns loose. Its gonna hurt.
They aren't as aggravating as one of these.
Its a myoxoid cyst. I jammed it into the edge of some drywall over a year ago. Its not infected anymore, but I have to drain it every couple months. Drain is incorrect cause it isn't puss, its a little jelly egg that comes out. Makes my ingrown nail in that finger even worse cause the nail is screwed up. I doubt it ever goes away cause I damaged the cuticle.
How do I open it up when its ready? Old Timer muskrat.

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I reached out to Frank to see if he could help us to reach @BullGear

It’s not like him to be out like this.

I am back. About 20 lbs lighter. I guess that's the weight of my left leg.

I am now a one legged man. Had to have the left leg amputated due to circulation issues.

Got home a few weeks ago, but couldn't get to the computer. My son finally moved it to the first floor. I hope to be back on the forum, but I have a lot a therapy and doctor visits. Talk to everyone soon.
 
I am back. About 20 lbs lighter. I guess that's the weight of my left leg.

I am now a one legged man. Had to have the left leg amputated due to circulation issues.

Got home a few weeks ago, but couldn't get to the computer. My son finally moved it to the first floor. I hope to be back on the forum, but I have a lot a therapy and doctor visits. Talk to everyone soon.

Please tell me you pulled an Augustus McRae and had a walking stick made from the bone.
I know, its crass but they say laughter is the best medicine.

It is dang good to see you back! Been worried about you.
 
I am back. About 20 lbs lighter. I guess that's the weight of my left leg.

I am now a one legged man. Had to have the left leg amputated due to circulation issues.

Got home a few weeks ago, but couldn't get to the computer. My son finally moved it to the first floor. I hope to be back on the forum, but I have a lot a therapy and doctor visits. Talk to everyone soon.
Oh my gosh brother, I legit had almost given up hope.

I am glad you’re ok even if you’re a little worse for wear.

If there is anything, anything, I can do you help, just ask.
 
Please tell me you pulled an Augustus McRae and had a walking stick made from the bone.
I know, its crass but they say laughter is the best medicine.

It is dang good to see you back! Been worried about you.
No did not but I did ask for my artificial knee. They said they could not allow that.

Please make fun of the situation. I am the first to say a crude joke or comment about my leg.

Thanks!
 
No did not but I did ask for my artificial knee. They said they could not allow that.

Please make fun of the situation. I am the first to say a crude joke or comment about my leg.

Thanks!
Start wearing an eye patch and saying RRRR mateys!!
Ohh wait, that holiday has already passed.
 
No did not but I did ask for my artificial knee. They said they could not allow that.

Please make fun of the situation. I am the first to say a crude joke or comment about my leg.

Thanks!
Just my luck……I’ll end up with your used artificial knee. Bet they charge full price.
 
WTF? Did you not pay for it?

Paid for it many times over. I didn't press the issue. They had me over a barrel. The night before the operation is when they told me.

I guess I need to clarify my situation. I went into the hospital to have a bypass done on that leg. 3 days later they said that the bypass failed. They went in and did a below the knee amputation. While in recovery (4th day in the hospital, they came in and said the amputation was not doing what they thought. So they had to do an above the knee amputation. So in reality, I had a bypass surgery, and then 2 amputations all within a week's time.

I gotta say, this ordeal has been the hardest on my body and my mind. Talk about wrapping all of this up in a nice little package. Well, it didn't work too well. I'm getting better with the outcome and I'm okay with it now.

Thanks to all of those who have kept me in their prayers. This means more to me than you can imagine. All I could think about is getting back on the Hide and being abused by the very best the internet has to offer.