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Vinegar and mustard? Is Not BBQ!!
You may as well put Frank's or Texas Pete in it
South Carolina Mustard is wicked good for dipping sweet potato fries and fried pickles in.... plus is excellent on burgers.

But agree, only vinegar, molassas, hot peppers and slow cooked pork is actual BBQ.

I'm going to my bunker now.

Sirhr
 
Vinegar and mustard? Is Not BBQ!!
You may as well put Frank's or Texas Pete in it

I worked with a guy from one of the Carolinas once whose idea of sauce was straight white vinegar with a few flakes of cracked red pepper floating in it.

Honestly, if it's done right the meat needs no sauce except maybe on the chopped beef sammiches.
 
The secret to grilling a proper steak is butter and good salt.

And some cracked pepper. They should look like this:

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About two minutes less would have been perfect.
I was re-training Rebecca when that pic was taken.

I no longer like mine blue. Plain old rare works for me now.
Tell Rebecca that she done good! She's a keeper!

And buy her a nice watch. With a rotating bezel for BBQ timing. Swiss movement. Suggest Breitling or higher...

Sirhr
 
Tell Rebecca that she done good! She's a keeper!

And buy her a nice watch. With a rotating bezel for BBQ timing. Swiss movement. Suggest Breitling or higher...

Sirhr
NO need to time BBQ, jsut chop a pig, add ketchup and boil. Brisket on te other hand should cook for at least 8 hours, better 12.
 
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My best lesson about BBQ was from an old cook in LaCenter, KY almost 50 years ago. Went to pick up some chickens to take home an he had a mop sloppin' sauce onto the meats on crusher screens in a cinder block fire pit. About 6 ft wide and 30 ft long, full, afternoon rush was coming. I hollered through the smoke "damn that looks good, what's your secret"? He hollered back "All I know is you can't make good BBQ an comply with the health code". And it was good. I miss all them "beside the road holes in the wall".

Thank you,
MrSmith
 
Tell Rebecca that she done good! She's a keeper!

And buy her a nice watch. With a rotating bezel for BBQ timing. Swiss movement. Suggest Breitling or higher...

Sirhr

She's definitely a keeper and a damn fine shot to boot.
I did buy her a new watch, but those Breitling are way, waaaay above my retired poors budget.
The closest thing to a Swiss watch would be a Swatch...😁
She got the Garmin Fenix 6 pro solar that she's been wanting. She's wearing it right now.
 
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Is the Jack Danial's contest something special?
Naaaah not really, it’s only one of the 3 most prestigious BBQ contest in the world, the other 2 being Memphis in May, and the American Royal, the World Series of BBQ held in Kansas City, so to actually win it, is kind of special…. Oh and the team that one the American Royal this year, they just happened to be from Connecticut…
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Naaaah not really, it’s only one of the 3 most prestigious BBQ contest in the world, the other 2 being Memphis in May, and the American Royal, the World Series of BBQ held in Kansas City, so to actually win it, is kind of special…. Oh and the team that one the American Royal this year, they just happened to be from Connecticut…View attachment 8302796View attachment 8302797
So you do believe everything they promote about themselves?
 
So you do believe everything they promote about themselves?
I don’t know, offering up $25,000 in prize money to a grand champion seems like a good way to get the best of the best to compete against each other from across the world, especially when the American Royal typically draws close to 500 teams competing for that prize…. But then again, I’m sure if they had a contest for posting most images of “potentially “ underage girls, you’d be a grand champion too