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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Dad jokes rule!
I made an appointment with a customer and he said that the door would be unlocked. He said that he had a doctor's appointment. When I got there he was home so I asked about the appointment. He said that it was just blood work at XYZ diabetes clinic. I told him that I had checked their website but it mandated that I accept cookies.
 
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Everyone in VT drives a Subaru……diesel Subaru.
I just got a Subaru, so I can stop racking up miles on my truck. I wanted a fuel efficent car with enough room for my guns, and also the AWD. I plan to ruin Subarus for liberals, like females did to Jeeps Wranglers with the fucking ducks! No Coexist stickers, going to plaster it with Trump stickers and gun decals!!
 
I just got a Subaru, so I can stop racking up miles on my truck. I wanted a fuel efficent car with enough room for my guns, and also the AWD. I plan to ruin Subarus for liberals, like females did to Jeeps Wranglers with the fucking ducks! No Coexist stickers, going to plaster it with Trump stickers and gun decals!!
My wife bought a Wrangler last month. I have forbidden her from having anything to do with the damned ducks.
 
I just got a Subaru, so I can stop racking up miles on my truck. I wanted a fuel efficent car with enough room for my guns, and also the AWD. I plan to ruin Subarus for liberals, like females did to Jeeps Wranglers with the fucking ducks! No Coexist stickers, going to plaster it with Trump stickers and gun decals!!
Do you have commonality with all other Subaru drivers?

Do you eat pussy?
 
I just got a Subaru, so I can stop racking up miles on my truck. I wanted a fuel efficent car with enough room for my guns, and also the AWD. I plan to ruin Subarus for liberals, like females did to Jeeps Wranglers with the fucking ducks! No Coexist stickers, going to plaster it with Trump stickers and gun decals!!
Someone likes broken windows and missing toys I see
 
Vermont’s Ministry of Culture scored with that documentary.

The funny thing is that this film was created because Chakasandralamalamadingding (Broken Lizard) was pulled over by Vermont State Troopers in the late 1990's and the officers were such total jackwagons... that he came up with the concept for the film! It was NOT intended to be complimentary. When I went through the academy, it was actually "Taught" that this is what happens when you are an idiot on a traffic stop.

Also of note... this was all filmed on I-87 in New York because Vermont would not issue a filming permit.

And, last, every one of those gags... (meow game, repeat, etc.) was done here before the movie ever came out. Oh and we had a guy in my academy class we called Farva. He was Farva. He graduated, but his department didn't let him off FTO... washed him out. But we not only called him "Farva" but we had "Farva Drills" and someone would yell "Farva" and we'd all jump behind sofa's and chairs and shit because we were sure Farva was going to go postal on us. Total retard. As a class, we were not happy that he graduated. We all knew a Farva, right? But the system worked. He washed out.

Last... It's still one of the funniest movies ever. But never would have happened if one of our staties had not been an asswipe in a traffic stop. (To the statie's credit... the guys he pulled over were apparently drugged out of their gills at the time... but there ya go).

Love Super Troopers. And Ursula was hot as hell! And Super Troopers II is also awesome!

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