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So, has anyone in Obummacare recently received a mailer to send in your stool for occult blood/cancer screening?

Given that my HMO spent the better part of the last year denying my referrals, I had to think what their ulterior motive might be. Then I remembered you can get someone's DNA from their poo.

I wonder what they will think when I turn up half GSD?
 
So, has anyone in Obummacare recently received a mailer to send in your stool for occult blood/cancer screening?

Given that my HMO spent the better part of the last year denying my referrals, I had to think what their ulterior motive might be. Then I remembered you can get someone's DNA from their poo.

I wonder what they will think when I turn up half GSD?
If they want it and you’ve been to the doctor or were born in a hospital they probably have it already
 
So, has anyone in Obummacare recently received a mailer to send in your stool for occult blood/cancer screening?

Given that my HMO spent the better part of the last year denying my referrals, I had to think what their ulterior motive might be. Then I remembered you can get someone's DNA from their poo.

I wonder what they will think when I turn up half GSD?
"Sit, rollover, here's a biscuit" ?
 
Happy MLK Jr. day!

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Coming soon to America. Nothing crazy, just reality.
Unsustainable

Protests achieve nothing. Netherlands? Nothing. Brazil (election)? Nothing. Germany? Nothing.
Nothing happens until blood is shed; which won't happen. Regardless of how many of their own have been killed.
 


The jokes in this are legion.