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heard about it on the radio from memory. bet she'll make sure all the doors arent left open from now on. if she has any brains, she'd get a shotgun for any future sightings of snakes. even though theyre protected, like all natives, they all meet their maker from time to time. what happens in fight club, stays in fight club :ROFLMAO:

where i am, there are red belly black snakes and eastern browns. fortunately i have only come across red bellys.
 
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So true. Working on the latest remodel project (reference the retired guy thread). Hardwood floor with old linoleum glued to it. Then on top of that was 1/8" plywood nailed down and vinyl flooring on top of that.
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And going the other direction is this. So far I have counted six different types of flooring in this house. It was built in 1957 and they just put new flooring on top of the old. And then the probably wondered why the floor wasn't level.
 
Putting linoleum on top of a hardwood floor is worthy of a lifetime in hell, and then another eternal existence of misery and suffering being hungry, watching people eat nice steaks with all the trimmings while his/her skin is being slowly peeled away from their body and a generous helping of salt applied to the open wounds to assure that no infection occurs so the suffering can go on longer.

Spoken by a fellow who with his wife and mother, sanded paint off of a wooden floor and then varnished the wood.
So true. Working on the latest remodel project (reference the retired guy thread). Hardwood floor with old linoleum glued to it. Then on top of that was 1/8" plywood nailed down and vinyl flooring on top of that.
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And going the other direction is this. So far I have counted six different types of flooring in this house. It was built in 1957 and they just put new flooring on top of the old. And then the probably wondered why the floor wasn't level.
 
Putting linoleum on top of a hardwood floor is worthy of a lifetime in hell, and then another eternal existence of misery and suffering being hungry, watching people eat nice steaks with all the trimmings while his/her skin is being slowly peeled away from their body and a generous helping of salt applied to the open wounds to assure that no infection occurs so the suffering can go on longer.

Spoken by a fellow who with his wife and mother, sanded paint off of a wooden floor and then varnished the wood.
Going the other way, wood over linoleum, is too. Especially when there’s no wood under the dishwasher and it fucking leaks and floods the room below the dishwasher.

Ask me how I know this is fucking gaytarded