Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[EddieNFL]

Or an airport or military base

As the F35 was coming online, the mayor of a small hick town on the northern edge of Eglin AFB filed a lawsuit to prevent them from being stationed there. “Too loud.” In the end, the AF reduced the number by about half, as I recall. Dickhead was civil service on Elgin.

My opinion is if you owned your home before Elgin existed (1932), you had an argument.


Local firing range was getting noise complaints from neighbors. Didn’t work. One brilliant homeowner collected rounds he found in his yard as evidence the range should be closed. He had a handful of unfired cartridges.

 

[LuckyDuck]

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[WaywardSon]

 

[4065HW]

Unfortunate, he's a good one

Let them go
I believe they eat rattlesnakes
They vibrate their tails and it sounds like a rattlesnake in the leaves

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Wholesome part of Youtube, you are needed today...

 

[Fx51LP308]

I elected to use a shovel since it was right next to a propane tank.

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At first, I thought it looked like a "Russel's Viper:"

but the spots are smaller, more irregular and more in number than a Russel's, and 2) Russel's Vipers are native primarily to the Indian Subcontinent.

 

[Twins82]

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

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I’m willing to bet if any one of us were actually lucky enough to get this chick between the sheets, she would lay there like a sack of potatoes.

She’s got that look.

 

[Fx51LP308]

I’m willing to bet if any one of us were actually lucky enough to get this chick between the sheets, she would lay there like a sack of potatoes.

She’s got that look.

Nah, but I do question those "ta-ta's." They look a tad on the "AI" side...... too perfectly round.

 

[Tater Salad]

I’m willing to bet if any one of us were actually lucky enough to get this chick between the sheets, she would lay there like a sack of potatoes.

She’s got that look.

I’d still rather smash her than a couple Idaho Russets

 

[Threadcutter308]

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Now That's COOL !

 

[lariat]

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

I’d still rather smash her than a couple Idaho Russets

Liar.

 

[7.62willdo]

Now That's COOL !

Isn’t that car from the banana splits show?

 

[Devildog]

 

[Blackdirt Cowboy]

I’m willing to bet if any one of us were actually lucky enough to get this chick between the sheets, she would lay there like a sack of potatoes.

She’s got that look.

We wouldn't be so lucky, then, would we?

 

[c1steve]

We wouldn't be so lucky, then, would we?

I had an ex-fiancé that looked like that, but she thought the world revolved around her. It was no fun in the end.

 

[Boon20]

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Thats gonna be a long list

 

[Keepmvng]

I’m willing to bet if any one of us were actually lucky enough to get this chick between the sheets, she would lay there like a sack of potatoes.

She’s got that look.

She would never get an Organism from me If that was true. But I would never be in involved with a person like that.

 

[Fx51LP308]

Isn’t that car from the banana splits show?

Nope, this is....

And they also have their own individual cars as well.

 

[Maxwell]

@Devildog, if I could but at 75 I do not want to leave the Mrs. with the care of another GSD if I get called Home. We had to put our first GSD down on the Mrs.’s birthday which is July 8th.

The best Sir.

Maxwell

 

[MadDuner]

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Words from the dojo wall:

To hear is to be lied to.

To see is to be deceived.

But to feel is to know.

Some old Chinese guy…

 

[doubloon]

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[Stevo86]

My god she’s blessed.

Looks like my wife

 

[lash]

Looks like my wife

Well then, you’re a lucky man.

 

[gunjunkie45]

I’m willing to bet if any one of us were actually lucky enough to get this chick between the sheets, she would lay there like a sack of potatoes.

She’s got that look.

 

[gunjunkie45]

I’m willing to bet if any one of us were actually lucky enough to get this chick between the sheets, she would lay there like a sack of potatoes.

She’s got that look.

My wife isn't remotely as hot as this girl and she still lays there like a sack of potatoes.

 

[RUTGERS95]

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awesome pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RUTGERS95]

this is awesome!!!!!!

 

[Dirty D]

 

[JerkyFreak]

I’m willing to bet if any one of us were actually lucky enough to get this chick between the sheets, she would lay there like a sack of potatoes.

She’s got that look.

Not much she can do in 5 seconds anyway...

 

[mosin46]

People who try to regulate other people’s lives are a blight and paybacks are a mfer.

They are the same people who buy property within a 1/2 mile of a racetrack and then go to the local government and insist that it be shut down because they hear race cars.

saw that in tampa in 80s. police pistol range was WTF out in w tampa. development around it led to all kinds of BS complaints. people "found bullets in their driveway". one lead 38 with the range about 1/2m away facing dif direction. it was tampa,so the fix was put in and the range closed. was actually owned by the policemen,not the department. so the political fix and graft was heavy duty. developers bought out huge chunks around tampa with serious payola for the right zoning regs.

 

[LuckyDuck]

 

[akmike47]

@Dirty D mom got you a new chair for when you come over to watch movies.

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His response:

 

[akmike47]

I’m willing to bet if any one of us were actually lucky enough to get this chick between the sheets, she would lay there like a sack of potatoes.

She’s got that look.

Pro tip- If you fuck them good they actually participate.

 

[LuckyDuck]

 

[benchmstr]

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Wow, the things I would eat out of her ass!

As a white man who really is NOT attracted to white women..this is the epitome of excellence

 

[LuckyDuck]

 

[Old Man with Gun]

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West Virginia: Hold my goat.

 

[LuckyDuck]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[jbuck88]

Wow, the things I would eat out of her ass!

As a white man who really is NOT attracted to white women..this is the epitome of excellence

This is how AI is going to conquer the male race. Look at the hands.

 

[LuckyDuck]

 

[LuckyDuck]

 

[LuckyDuck]

 

[weaselrunner]

Had a 1 time thing with a younger girl, but legal, way back when. Flirty and trash talking at work. We met up in a local hotel. Based on the everything talk at work, I was expecting a fun evening. Got to it, and she was like oh no the sheets must be up and no tongue below the belly button. Might as well had been that sack of taters. So very disappointing
Sorry though I had attached the quote about the girl from above.

 

[LuckyDuck]

 

[akmike47]

Had a 1 time thing with a younger girl, but legal, way back when. Flirty and trash talking at work. We met up in a local hotel. Based on the everything talk at work, I was expecting a fun evening. Got to it, and she was like oh no the sheets must be up and no tongue below the belly button. Might as well had been that sack of taters. So very disappointing

 

[LuckyDuck]

 

[Porksboy]

Old Chiquita advert.