Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Seen a video of her killing a bug with those thangs!
Chickens do eat grass.
Not this man!
These bidets/washlets take a lot of "seasoning." That is, seasoning of one's "bunghole." Trust me, I used them a lot when visiting Japan. You won't need "TP for your bunghole" a la Beavis, You need "diaper rash" cream to salve it. It gets incredibly sore, at first, with that water jet hitting it so hard.
Only after constant use for some time, does it get "easier" enough to develop a "tolerance" for them.
No one cares about your hard used bussyNot this man!
These bidets/washlets take a lot of "seasoning." That is, seasoning of one's "bunghole." Trust me, I used them a lot when visiting Japan. You won't need "TP for your bunghole" a la Beavis, You need "diaper rash" cream to salve it. It gets incredibly sore, at first, with that water jet hitting it so hard.
Only after constant use for some time, does it get "easier" enough to develop a "tolerance" for them.
People who try to regulate other people’s lives are a blight and paybacks are a mfer.
They are the same people who buy property within a 1/2 mile of a racetrack and then go to the local government and insist that it be shut down because they hear race cars.
My god she’s blessed.
That mfer has seen some things.
He’s the bestest boy.
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I have heard him speak about life as a blind person, and the incident from 9/11. He authored a book called "Thunder Dog" as I recall. His parents raised him to be independent and not live as though he had a handicap. His parents used to get phone calls from people in town complaining because he was riding his bicycle down town again.
You should try out a Sudoku puzzle in the remaining 9 minutes 43 seconds. Keeps the mind sharp.I'd be "blessed" if I got 10 minutes with her!
Or an airport or military base
As the F35 was coming online, the mayor of a small hick town on the northern edge of Eglin AFB filed a lawsuit to prevent them from being stationed there. “Too loud.” In the end, the AF reduced the number by about half, as I recall. Dickhead was civil service on Elgin.
My opinion is if you owned your home before Elgin existed (1932), you had an argument.
Local firing range was getting noise complaints from neighbors. Didn’t work. One brilliant homeowner collected rounds he found in his yard as evidence the range should be closed. He had a handful of unfired cartridges.
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Let them go
I believe they eat rattlesnakes
They vibrate their tails and it sounds like a rattlesnake in the leaves
At first, I thought it looked like a "Russel's Viper:"
but the spots are smaller, more irregular and more in number than a Russel's, and 2) Russel's Vipers are native primarily to the Indian Subcontinent.
I’m willing to bet if any one of us were actually lucky enough to get this chick between the sheets, she would lay there like a sack of potatoes.
She’s got that look.
Nah, but I do question those "ta-ta's." They look a tad on the "AI" side...... too perfectly round.
I’d still rather smash her than a couple Idaho Russets
