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I did indeed lose a jack russell.
Late wife walking accross the yard at twilight, snake crawled accross her foot(a miracle she wasn't bit). She jumped and squealed, Sunny ran in and attacked the snake.
As you said, there were two seperate bites on her chest. She didn't survive the night.
Had it not been for the kids, i would have got her out of her misery. You couldn't put your hands on her, she would eat you up.
Turrble, turrble memory.
Your story reminded me of a trip.

I was in east Africa on vacation 20 years ago. 48 hours to get to the 1st hotel. We were shattered. There was a path that let to the treetop tent.

I said that I could see and we started walking and not waiting for our escort.

The escort came sprinting along with a flashlight and reminded us not to walk at night.

I had spaced out about the risk of lions and such and snakes on the path.



Same with being in Cancun. They said to stay on paths in the resort. We walked across the grass all the time.

Well not grass but short cut vegetation.

The guys staying below us came home and had a serpent on their floor.

It slithered in and made it under the gap of the door.



I have no love for spiders and snakes where I live. They should remain outdoors...
 

Cam's lawyers, manager, the government and others (the 8 baby momma's)got a very large portion of the money before he ever saw a dime of it.
Too dumb to realize that the money was only one play away from being cut off and didn't invest for a future.
Anyway.
 

If the dumbfuck had done some proper financial planning... he could be sitting on a trust that hands him $5million a year for the rest of his life... and his kids $5 million a year for the rest of their lives... Forever. If you can't 'provide for your kids" on $5m a year... you are an idiot. Oh, wait...
 
If the dumbfuck had done some proper financial planning... he could be sitting on a trust that hands him $5million a year for the rest of his life... and his kids $5 million a year for the rest of their lives... Forever. If you can't 'provide for your kids" on $5m a year... you are an idiot. Oh, wait...
He caught a case of “bighead” and thought nobody ever to play the game was like him.

Lots of potential ruined by wearing Prince’s outfits at press conferences and generally acting like a douche.