Maggie’s Can you add to this?

[168BTHPM]

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(well it's been alomst a year for this thread so here we go again)

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the ninja midget invasion took everyone by surprise. Fortunately Shankster and his platoon of hefties saved the day. When they were done there was nothing left but a pile of little bones and an empty 5 gallon tub of mayonnaisse. As Shankster gathered his hefties and road of into the sunset.............

 

[armorpl8chikn]

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only to ride up on 3 weary travelers who said they were on the trail of two hobbits. They shrieked in hooror when told what befell the hoard of midgets back at the ranch. Shankster told them they were free to go dig through the pile of bones and gave them an old Pontiac to speed their journey. Just then the wizard Veer G appeared in a white turban and a snow white jogging suit......

 

[jungle45]

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.......being chased by a pack of horny honey badgers when all of a sudden from...

 

[eracer]

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...a deep sleep I wake to find that it is fast approaching the time to dress and ready myself to deliver today's sermon. Man, that was one crazy dream. I wonder if...

 

[Unknown]

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anyone else in the congregation will appreciate what I had to go through in order to get this sermon ready for today. So, I asked the director of the women's choir for her opinion. She said that she would only give an honest opinion if I could insure that the two hobbits and pack of midgets would show up at her house with a case of 20 year old single malt Scotch, and she would take care of things from there.

The next day, she told me that after the group of them drank a couple of bottles of the Scotch, things started to get interesting. She said that the midgets and hobbits decided to...

 

[tigerhawk]

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...gang bang her to the point that she could no longer walk, so she had been unable to....

 

[Ghogs Nightmare]

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order her countersniper scope...to top off her accurized wrist rocket to avenge the....

 

[168BTHPM]

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the end of the Arby's 5 for $5 sale. As she was planning her evil take over of Arby's she was distracted by the sound of 4 Green Bay Packer fans and a donkey.............

 

[okrebel92]

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... kicking the shit out of maser. Lucky for him he....

 

[VJJPunisher]

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farted and out popped a two foot double dong, a rabbit dildo, 2 strings of anal beads tied into a nunchuck type weapon, and a bo staff. The maser then ......

 

[km71107]

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asked if anybody had seen some chinese villagers trying to sell a rare pink mushroom....

 

[InsidetheStorm]

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and then he turned quickly on his heel and began chewing on the shattered remains of his....

 

[168BTHPM]

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sex toys. Two Chinese dildo salesmen (Wang and Dong) said the pink mushroom was the rarest sex toy in China and the only people allowed to own one had to...........

 

[jayjaytuner]

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walk side by side with a large hawaiian named Duckfoot to the top of a mountain, and Boof the largest...

 

[VJJPunisher]

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dong in the west. Meanwhile back in the shoutbox...

 

[65nut]

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vjj gave the location of where he was starting his ghey commune at. a place where tenga bombs and rusty trombones we performed by...

 

[VJJPunisher]

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65nut's boyfriend. Inogame said he couldnt make it cause he had a injury still healing, he got it while....

 

[Jig Stick]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">65nut's boyfriend. Inogame said he couldnt make it cause he had a injury still healing, he got it while.... </div></div>

grunting down on Lexington Steele's 12 inch beefbat

 

[bassani]

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holy friggin 26 pages

 

[168BTHPM]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maelek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">holy friggin 26 pages </div></div>

And 8 1/2 years in the making.

 

[jungle45]

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...meanwhile ,back at the ranch, the cowboys were beating off the indians and little red says.....

 

[alreadygone]

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"Suck me off with a breast pump"!

While ol Slick was,,

 

[168BTHPM]

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just returning from BronyCon with a bunch of new T-shirts for his Brony pals. Meanwhile up on the roof top Veer was surveying the situation through his spotting scope and saw........

 

[nicko]

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Saw chuck Norris spin kicking and cart wheeling torwards all the ruckus. With a sniper rifle strapped to his back but as soon as he raised the rifle with the look of confusion he realized he can't do every thing and long range shooting is not for him so with a feeling of failure he began to.....

 

[dohnuts58]

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Roundhouse the shit out of everyone, but due to his height Frank......

 

[338RUM runner]

got passed over and was able to run over to Jane's house where he caught Jane in the bath room doing...

 

[km71107]

things he had never seen done with a jar of grape jelly and a suppressor...

 

[jmtgsx]

"Let me give that a try while you go..."

 

[Giner25]

"stick pinecones up your...."

 

[nobiman2]

skirt to be used for......

 

[Guest]

A thorny motivator, to the leprechaun.
Now seeing a chance to make everything right, he hit the button on his Sat-phone and called the Pentagon. Little did he realize the voice on the other end was none other than,.......

 

[Maggot]

A Muslim infiltrator who had taken over the White House and had control of the Pentagon as well. Just then the bomb went off and,,,,

 

[Hostile Natured]

Then, someone shot the Muslim infiltrator causing complete cranial evacuation. A laugh was heard from behind a wall 2.1km away. Then the President said "it must be an Australian shooter." Then....

 

[VJJPunisher]

he got banned for being linked to a "p" word organization, this made the short feller laugh hysterically so much so that he nearly.....

 

[Veer_G]

... fell off of his trusty Shetland pony mount, which was ...

 

[Maggot]

On a carousel in central park next to a brothel......

 

[308fun]

He decided to get off the pony and take a look inside the brothel.

 

[HillbillyfromAL]

To his surprise his own daughter was standing naked in front of him.

 

[VJJPunisher]

midget boy then noticed his rager in his pants and thought......

 

[TheGerman]

I wonder what VJJ would do if he had a.....

 

[Veer_G]

... set of twelve toes and a WV driver's license, so ...

 

[168BTHPM]

it's off to the Land of Oz to watch midget wrestling, eat Cheetos and drink Spin-D until..................

 

[Big Bo]

The Gov`t of New York bans drinking Spin-D and eatting Cheetos. What next?

 

[Maggot]

Bloomburg has a psychic epiphany and tells all the Nu Yolkers to arm and protect themselves. Stands on the corner at Times square handing out CCW's while....

 

[SHEEPDOG1]

in New Orleans, 2 thugs shoot into a crowd of hundreds during a mothers' day parade wounding 20 bystanders....

 

[jayd4wg]

and out of the pile of bodies, Chunk Norris rises slowly and raises his...

 

[VJJPunisher]

sign that reads "hi I'm chunk norris, i was in goonies" to which the onlookers.....

 

[168BTHPM]

were in awe at the size of his boots. Just then the ground started to shake, buildings started to collapse, trees were breaking off as Rosie O'Donnell......................

 

[Mark williams]

Was auditioning for shankters new movie called.....

 

[scap99]

Limp Bizkit...