Which is really called "Limp Dick Shit".......
Once maser settled down he realized he had pissed his pants and couldn't go live until he drank more water, so in the meantime he emailed rob saying........
That his plan to kidnap vjjpunisher and chain him up in his mothers basement while anal probing him with countersniper scopes would have to be postponed due to
the Sponge Bob marathon on the Cartoon Channel. Once again, a great plan foiled by a sponge, a star fish and an octopus, kind of like the last time he visited a whore house. Mean while back at the ranch...................
lowlight was high off too much 'spin d' and was busy fapping toa lady gaga yoga vid when suddenly ...
Justin Bieber came on TV and made him puke and killing the mood, so then..........
maser gave eddie1979 a rusty trombone, but then realized he still had pissy diapers on so he....
Wrung the piss diaper into Dave Rooney's cheerios who then wrote a bad review on General Mills twitter feed so they...
....settled in for a long night of drinking and watching midget porn, when an argument broke out about which is better, a Dutch Rudder or a Rusty Trombone. It was finally agreed the Double Dutch Rusty Rudder was undeniably king. Now the real problem was finding a Chinese hooker that would let you Chili Dog her while..................
Meanwhile at. The local Walmart, maggot was passing out sledgehammers to the......
taken to Bogan mtn where a moon shine still was being ran by the sheriff of Cherokee co. Just then the sheriff seen federal agents coming for all directions and started yelling into his squads PA while drawing his gun, but then
At which point, Lady Gaga came on the screen, surrounded by a gaggle of oiled-up Nubian dancers and she gave a "come hither" look to the audience and said "Frank Galli, my dream stud, come here and put your turgid..."
Cheers,
Cheers,
into my hand. Just as Frank was about to step upon the stage there was a cry from the back row seat. Turning he saw,
A giant blow-up doll of VJJ with an oversized fuck-hole and because Maser doesn't apparently own "real" guns, he pulled out his pellet piston and popped the doll and then he turned around and saw......
called everyone home for lunch where she served those Norwegian bacon wrapped hotdog thingies. Everyone said, "Maser, your mom's the best. What happened to you?" Meanwhile back at the ranch Frank was...................
Running for his life, because a tornado had touched down just yards behind him! As he zigged and zagged trying to get out of it's path, while being pelted with broken branches, street signs and chickens, he screamed at the top of his lungs, "God, I am not much of a believer and I've let you down before... but if you get me out of this, I promise I will...
Stop abusing the Justin Bieber fleshlight and get rid of my giant collection of............
mollusks. Just moments later, and across much of the continent, a giant disturbance was causing waves on the surface of Tucker's pond... He pointed his rifle out the window and...
....CLICK!!!.....he forgot to press check, there was no round in the chamber. He cycled the bolt as fast as he could, but.....
just as he chambered a round the creature from the black lagoon appeared from his pond. He paused and thought, damn that thing sure looks like Rosie O'Donnell. He took two big gulps of Spin-D, just as he was ready to shoot his phone rang. It was Frank and he wanted to borrow a cup of...............
Sunday frock on. But suddenly, a Mini Cooper Clubman pulled up at the curb and disgorged the entire cast of Glee, dressed in spangley jumpsuits and feather boas, and they all looked over and exclaimed:
"Get back here you silly savage I promise it won't hurt". Just then a distant rumbling was heard, on the horizon appeared Chuck Norris carrying 4 Harley Davidsons and drinking a beer. The cast of Glee shit their pants, Frank dropped his rifle and Toto stopped chasing Harry the monkey, just in time to see................
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