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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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I tried the "Amazingly Funny" route, but it didn't work out very well, at least with chicks that looked like that. I decided that good looks don't usually mean hot in bed. "What, you mean I have to do more than lie here and look cute?" Well, yeah.......
 
That looks like a koala bear to me.

It is - the poor little bugger - but beware! They leave us Aussies alone, but frequently drop out of trees and maul tourists (must be the different types of body odour or lack of screaming from the heat or animals trying to kill us)

*edit* just zoomed in on the gif and it goes arse over tit (bike wheel hits its arse first and it does a somersault) gonna have to show this to my young relatives on how to deal with the local rabid Jehovas Witnesses
 
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