"I said my name is 'Burger King,' Occifer!"

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A single vehicle crash that occurred early Friday morning has resulted in one man being arrested for Driving Under the Influence of Alcohol, and for Resisting Arrest.

Galesburg Police officers were called out to the 600 block of McClure Street for the incident at just after 12:45. There officers made contact with the alleged driver, 34-year-old Bradley S. Galloway.

According to reports, Galloway had slurred speech, claimed his name was “Burger King” and smelled of alcohol. Additionally, officers noted that Galloway’s eyes were bloodshot, and glassy. He was allegedly uncooperative with officers and medical personnel, and while being checked out by EMTs used multiple racial slurs.

Eyewitnesses told officers that Galloway had been drinking at Showgirls before the incident occurred. One of the witnesses reportedly tried to take his keys away from him, but he attempted to leave. He was reportedly driving erratically in the parking lot, almost striking a patron of Showgirls, and eventually ended up crashing into a rock bedded ditch.

Galloway was taken to the Public Safety Building initially, where he allegedly continued to be uncooperative with officers – refusing to stand on his own and requiring police to carry him.

Throughout the ordeal, he apparently made several unusual statements to officers. Allegedly, Galloway told officers that Donald Trump was going to beat them up.

http://www.wgil.com/2017/12/08/man-claiming-to-be-burger-king-arrested-after-single-vehicle-crash/
 
Been out a couple of times and some jackass who could barely walk thought he was gonna drive away in that condition. Whoever I'm with, and whoever else is paying attention get the nod that we're gonna go talk some sense into that dumb son of a bitch.

Works pretty good, get the manager involved, water/juice, food if they have it. Just don't let that motherfucker leave.
 
Been out a couple of times and some jackass who could barely walk thought he was gonna drive away in that condition. Whoever I'm with, and whoever else is paying attention get the nod that we're gonna go talk some sense into that dumb son of a bitch.

Works pretty good, get the manager involved, water/juice, food if they have it. Just don't let that motherfucker leave.

But did you put the fear of Trump into him?
 
Wasn't about fear, it was more about "You're too fucking drunk to drive anywhere, you need to sober up. Come back inside, or let us get you a cab or something."

You must deal with much better drunks than I do. I've learned from experience that unless I'm willing to fight a guy over it, there's usually no chance of talking sense to a drunk like that. I'm basically the only person I know that will politely accept an offer to give up my keys in exchange for a safe ride home, the other bubbas down here ain't having it.

These days momma drops me off and picks me up at the tavern when I feel like going out, it keeps things safe and easy for all involved.
 
You must deal with much better drunks than I do. I've learned from experience that unless I'm willing to fight a guy over it, there's usually no chance of talking sense to a drunk like that. I'm basically the only person I know that will politely accept an offer to give up my keys in exchange for a safe ride home, the other bubbas down here ain't having it.

These days momma drops me off and picks me up at the tavern when I feel like going out, it keeps things safe and easy for all involved.

I dunno if they're better drunks or not.

I've got a lot of experience dealing with shitfaced assholes with little if any real violence. It's always a possibility, though, which is why I encourage other patrons to come with me.

I'm not a very big guy, but there's folks that just have no business being behind a wheel due to impairment and it feels like a civic duty to me, in that case, to stop that behavior before they wreck into a family of four or something.