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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

We always celebrated the 4th by trying to light each other on fire with bottle rockets. Still have a scar on my right hip from a dozen going off in my pocket.

Good times


“I’ve been seeing a lot of people complaining about the fireworks scaring dogs, killing horses, causing gam gam’s to soil their bloomers, and keeping yall’s little commie, tide pod eating, condom snorting rapscillions awake. This is the greatest week known to the free man. Ever since Francis Scott Key witnessed all the bombs bursting in air, and old glory was still waving proud the next morning off of Baltimore back in 1814 when those damn British came back to the US of A for a second helping of ass kick pie, proud Americans have been heaving fireworks, cannon balls, and slugs into the skies to celebrate ever since. Deal with it. Maybe if y’all loyalist got some thoroughbred patriotic American canines like myself, y’all wouldn’t have that problem. My dog is howling Lee Greenwood and chasing the neighbors Canadian cousins around with lit Roman candles as we speak. You worried about your horses? Well I hate to tell you, but they probably hate America. Sell them to the dog food factory. And tell gam gam to put on some pampers, because we’re about to party like it’s 1776. And beat your kids. They probably need it anyway.
God bless America.

Too good not to steal!

Cheers, Sirhr
 
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I actually don’t believe they manufactured any. I think it is a prnstunt and the whole thing is just to put Nike back in the news. I even e-mailednthe Fox reporter who has been doing this story and suggested that he ask the questions... how many did you make? What are you going to do with them? Where are they stored? Will you show them to me? I bet there are 10 prototypes and the whole thing about July 4th release is b.s. this was publicity stunt from beginning. — a hoax. Sirhr
I believe you hit the nail on the head there sihr.
 
For those who joined too late and are now conventional "peacetime" vets that need something to put in their yards...
 

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How about putting a generator in the back of your electric car, with a pipe going out for exhaust and a cable perpetually connected to the charging port. All you gotta do from now is......making sure you fill it up with gas or diesel. Congratulations, you just created the dumbest Rube Goldberg device in the history of mankind.

Seriously, electric cars that require hours of external charging are the most pointless and stupidest things ever made. Until we have sci-fi fusion/antimatter/whatever powered compact portable fuel cells the size of a standard capacity AR magazine that is easily swappable and gives 1,000 miles per unit (or 10,000 shots in a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range), I am not interested in any bullshit they push about electric cars this, electric cars that. No I ain't drinking that fucking Kool Aid...
 
KOREAN JACK HINSON

1623: Nurhaci, the leader of a small but rapidly growing and highly energetic band of nomad horsemen on the Manchurian steppe and who will later become the first emperor of Qing China, readies his conquest machine with a series of warm-up raids into Joseon Korea. Caught in the middle was a young hunter who has sworn to avenge his family murdered by the raiders.

From Arrow War. 2011 ROK/China production.

 
How about putting a generator in the back of your electric car, with a pipe going out for exhaust and a cable perpetually connected to the charging port. All you gotta do from now is......making sure you fill it up with gas or diesel. Congratulations, you just created the dumbest Rube Goldberg device in the history of mankind.

Seriously, electric cars that require hours of external charging are the most pointless and stupidest things ever made. Until we have sci-fi fusion/antimatter/whatever powered compact portable fuel cells the size of a standard capacity AR magazine that is easily swappable and gives 1,000 miles per unit (or 10,000 shots in a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range), I am not interested in any bullshit they push about electric cars this, electric cars that. No I ain't drinking that fucking Kool Aid...

Well!
I guess you don't care about the environment at all!
Don't you know, if we don't completely stop using fossil fuels, raising cattle, eating meat, farting, having tailgate parties, drinking water instead of piss, cooking food, washing our socks....if we don't stop now! In just 12 short years, we will all be destroyed.
It'll look like this:
 
How about putting a generator in the back of your electric car, with a pipe going out for exhaust and a cable perpetually connected to the charging port. All you gotta do from now is......making sure you fill it up with gas or diesel. Congratulations, you just created the dumbest Rube Goldberg device in the history of mankind.

Seriously, electric cars that require hours of external charging are the most pointless and stupidest things ever made. Until we have sci-fi fusion/antimatter/whatever powered compact portable fuel cells the size of a standard capacity AR magazine that is easily swappable and gives 1,000 miles per unit (or 10,000 shots in a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range), I am not interested in any bullshit they push about electric cars this, electric cars that. No I ain't drinking that fucking Kool Aid...
Our local electric supplier invested heavily with our money (state approved surcharges) in solar and extra electric capacity. Now they are busy bombarding all of their customer base with ads through print, SM and auto dialing. They want us to embrace electric cars in a big way.

Apparently they have extra capacity now.

I’m thrilled.
 
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Well!
I guess you don't care about the environment at all!
Don't you know, if we don't completely stop using fossil fuels, raising cattle, eating meat, farting, having tailgate parties, drinking water instead of piss, cooking food, washing our socks....if we don't stop now! In just 12 short years, we will all be destroyed.
It'll look like this:

Uhm...yeah!

Wake up, people!