What happened to the poke your eye out thread or did I miss something?
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What happened to the poke your eye out thread or did I miss something?
Those aren’t feet, those are flippers.
What happened was I went to the beach for three days, and while I was gone, some retards f’d things up for the rest of us.
I think it has to do with attorney's getting pissy over celb nudes being posted. See the new #1 rule in motivational thread...
Go into the local mall and throw a bag of marbles out. Almost everyone that they touch will be in the same category.
Let that sink in!!!
The current generation of Trump gave up a luxury retirement as a billionaire to take the hardest job in the world. He takes no salary. He came out of nowhere to rescue the United States of America from Hillary. Let that sink in.
How many of the marbles will hit a braggin president with zero credentials?
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Bragging about being a billionaire, winning the presidency over the most qualified candidate ever, turning up an economy to the best it's been in your lifetime, getting trade deals done that favor American companies, getting congress to sign a tax cut, bringing back manufacturing jobs ???? Oh did you hear that they are building a new steel plant in Pennsylvania? Do you want more?? Or do you want Hillary to be in the oval office?
What kind of credentials do you want? I am positive that he meets the credentials lined out in the Constitution.
What kind of credentials do you want? I am positive that he meets the credentials lined out in the Constitution.
Was President Obama in the mall?
He also went to a military academy for high school.
Well frag a duck........
The worst one in that pic is the 53, killed more people than the plague.
You are dead wrong snowflake. As of right now, one of the "Trump's" is your Commander in Chief.
Let that fucking sink in.
And the bottom line is their front runner "Uncle Joe " is from the Benghazi crowd so I guess I'll just have to not like voting for Trump again. There are times when he make me cringe and times when he makes me proud. I don't think I can ask for any better. I'm not voting for a guy to be my friend. And he's nor a communist.
And he’s taking your suppressors because he thinks they work as he’s seen it in the movies
Qualified as fuck for the job ?
Let that sink in
I guess that I missed the law he signed banning silencers or even bump stocks. Could you possibly enlighten me on the law passed by congress and signed into law by Trump?
How about we place blame where it belongs. Remember that when you point fingers that four are directed back. ATF? DHS? FBI? CIA? And a shit ton of other alphabet agencies that have high jacked our govt at the direction of our elected. WHY? To get your vote!!! They have obligated their responsibility so that they can not be blamed for the actions of burearocrat.
Now go take a civics class and then report back how laws are supposed to be written in accordance with the Constitution.
Start with the easy class on school house rock. Hint... YouTube.
How about we place blame where it belongs. Remember that when you point fingers that four are directed back. ATF? DHS? FBI? CIA? And a shit ton of other alphabet agencies that have high jacked our govt at the direction of our elected. WHY? To get your vote!!! They have obligated their responsibility so that they can not be blamed for the actions of burearocrat.
Now go take a civics class and then report back how laws are supposed to be written in accordance with the Constitution.
Start with the easy class on school house rock. Hint... YouTube.
Do not believe any of the founding fathers did either - shame on them.
Even tho i liked this pic....i have a hard time with it. This pic brings up a lot of hard feelings, i have a hard time thinking about suicide cause i know too many people that have had to make that decision. Also i know one of the three people in this pic and i know he has a harder time with it than i.
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Thank you. I feel lot mo dummah havn red that.
It made my fucking head hurt while I was smiling at the stupidity of people.
SO IS THIS A SEA HAWK?
It is with the spirit of sniping/sharpshooting that I post this message about "Sweet Lips." That was the name of the rifle that was used to kill British Major Patrick Ferguson at the battle of Kings Mountain in October of 1780.
Before listening to the song about "Sweet Lips," a little reading is in order to appreciate this wonderful ballad of American history and the marksmen who are a part of it. Please take a little time to read these links then listen to the song. Even if you don't like bluegrass music, you might like this song.
http://jeffersoncountypost.com/?p=46542
http://gillilandtrails.org/pages/sweetlips.asp
In the song, Grandpa Jones says that John Gilliam [sic] killed Ferguson. That's the only inaccuracy that I can find.
Robert Young was the father-in-law of John Gilliland (Gilliam in the song). Gilliand was wounded too badly too take the shot so it's my guess that Young used Gilliand's rifle after it "snapped" by simply recharging the pan. If Young had his own rifle but had already fired, it would have been faster to recharge the pan of Gilliand's rifle rather than reloading his own.
Or maybe Gilliand had loaned Young "Sweet Lips" who already had it in hand.
Perhaps some of you may have other theories about who wielded "Sweet Lips" on that battle in October 7, 1780.
So it would have been better to have a democrat in the white house because 98+% of federal gun control laws were created by democrats?
I believe it is an Osprey?
Yea he don't hold a candle to Obama or bill Clinton, I guess their medals of honor make him insignificant as a president! I Don't give a good half a fuck what anyone thinks I will stand for him.
I like Nokona gloves but they are way too heavy and the leather is way too soft, great for softball, not so much for baseball.
BTW, Nokona is not the only glove still made in America, Katz makes a much nicer glove but a lot more expensive and you have to wait in line to get one.
Thats exactly what I thought. You beat me to that post!
Even our non venomous spiders have a painful bite....
