Typical common core math bullshit.
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And the USA if we don't change course.
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South Park's Apology after getting banned and scrubbed out of China this week . If you missed the episode they just ripped China a new asshole.
“ Like the NBA, we welcome the Chinese censors into our homes and into our hearts . We too love money more than freedom and democracy . Xi doesn’t look just like Winnie the Pooh at all . Tune into our 300th episode this Wednesday at 10! Long live the Great Communist Party of China ! May this autumn’s sorghum harvest be bountiful ! We good now China ? ”
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Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to lodge a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks" What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies "It's Frank, the dwarf"
An Australian Army Recruit sends home a letter...
Dear Mum & Dad,
I am well. Hope you're are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone!
I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing!
At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mumsy makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are dead because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!!
This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin'! Dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a possum's bum and it don't move and it's not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target! You don't even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!
Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.
Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.
I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how good it is.
Your loving daughter,
Sheila.
Dear Mum & Dad,
I am well. Hope you're are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone!
I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing!
At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mumsy makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are dead because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!!
This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin'! Dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a possum's bum and it don't move and it's not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target! You don't even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!
Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.
Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.
I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how good it is.
Your loving daughter,
Sheila.
I don't see any pink. I'm guessing there isn't any there anyway. More like old liver brown.
Can you ban him anyways since he obviously has bad taste?
Thanks Barn !.......Nice break from the shit that fuckin' Geezer above you has been posting.
Ughh, one big nasty heat rash.
It is graded correctly, they got the right answer but did not follow direction
I don't know if it can........but it should!
I would be "hard" , but fair.
It's mind-DUMBing "new math" idiot counting.
As far as I'm concerned, the kid wasted time drawing out Individual numbers and stupid tick-marks in the first place.
Regardless: five 3's or three 5's still equal 15.
Four rows of 6 or six rows of 4 still equals 24.
Other than being slow as molasses and twice as dumb, the math is correct.
If you are a teacher and seriously defending that oxygen-wasting red-ink-using "grading monkey", then please, for the love of God, stop infecting our kids with that drivel and just retire.
Like it or not, that "NEW MATH" isn't new at all.
Try that in any engineering class and defend your POV with your argument - I'll bet you'll get your ass booted.
Try that in any engineering class and defend your POV with your argument - I'll bet you'll get your ass booted.
Not sure who you're talking to, but you can add military aviation to the list of careers that don't have time (literally) for people who suck at quick mental math.
One beauty of math is you can arrive at the correct answer from multiple avenues. This "common core math" BS is waaaaay too slow, and it takes the scenic route through the crack den part of town. You find yourself asking "wtf? How did we get here?"
Is it me or when they start getting up does the old man look like a child?? Need some slo mo replay on this one. Looks like the whole old man top of body got knocked off
Black men set a record and this cunt stole the credit!
Story in the welding thread...
Cheers,
Sirhr
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New math isn't new, but unfortunately the government screws everything up by overcomplicating everything.
4 plus decades ago when I was a boy, we called it rolling numbers. It's just mental tricks to make math easier.
If you have ever shot darts on a league, you may have learned an easy one for playing 01.
In the above referenced equation of 568-293, doing it in your head is 568-300+7. 268+7=275. It's quick and you can do it while walking to the board to write you score.
Best I can tell, it looks like the old man stepped back out of the way and the two kids got hit.
