Thoughts on masturbation after 60

[oneshot86]

In the age of corona virus and social distancing is there any other option?


Abstinence = laughing.

Abstinence = laughing...
Too funny dude

 

[pmclaine]

Abstinence = laughing...
Too funny dude

Interesting, from a guy known as "Oneshot"

 

[Pbgt]

Maybe I should change my "handle to dribblesdownthebackomyhand...

 

[oneshot86]

Interesting, from a guy known as "Oneshot"

Oh damn

 

[pmclaine]

Maybe I should change my "handle to dribblesdownthebackomyhand...

Elbow bumps only when we meet please.

 

[6/250/40]

when I turn 60, i'll beat it like it owes me money.

By the time you hit 60, it doesn't owe you NEAR as much as you think it does..........

 

[Pbgt]

Came for the sarcasm, got a "how to manual"...I'm out....

 

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What's the problem with masturbation after 60? The person becomes a sexless being?

Your first post is to bump a year old thread on jerking off??

 

[sheepdog697]

Your first post is to bump a year old thread on jerking off??

good start if you ask me....

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

What a circle jerk.

 

[kcbird]

Has anyone checked on the OP. Is he still pulling his pud?

 

[UKDslayer]

They do it before every match to calm the nerves! Moral of the story. Don’t shake hands??

Or handle the suppressors on the prize table...

 

[abn31c]

If yer gonna do it, might as well go all Peewee Herman and get the most out of it......

 

[Downtown]

What do you suppose the OP was searching for to find this old thread?

 

[powdahound76]

Sometimes you got yer rifle in one and and yer gun in the other!!!

just happens

 

[MtnCreek]

What do you suppose the OP was searching for to find this old thread?

Best place to scam WTB ads?

 

[Ravenworks]

Your first post is to bump a year old thread on jerking off??

Sometimes fucking off takes time.

 

[Deleted member 10043]

don't try it with even a mild case of diverticulitis

 

[Texasflyer]

I searched this thread manually and left it open on a library computer earlier today. You're welcome internet.

 

[gonzaga]

It's my soap and water and I'll wash it as long and as fast as I want to.

 

[NoDopes]

Every time somebody posts in the hot girlfriend/wife thread... I've been on a dry spell.. but I wasn't about to be the one to post a "bump" over there...

 

[powdahound76]

It's my soap and water and I'll wash it as long and as fast as I want to.

Then cry later when you piss!

yup. Happened to all of us at about 12-13….

 

[acudaowner]

it's cheaper than a hooker and a hell of a lot cleaner . Right up to the point you just fall asleep cause the effort needed finish is more than your energy you have to put into such foolishness , naps work almost as well sometime even feel better .

 

[Dirty D]

What's the problem with masturbation after 60? The person becomes a sexless being?

Not today ATF, not todaaaaaay!

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Another necromancer......and a tosser too.

 

[Sandhog308]

Like isn't it sort of a disgusting necessity or what?

THAT‘s why I am slant eyed and snaggle toothed

 

[Steel head]

Your first post is to bump a year old thread on jerking off??

A running start!

 

[502Chevelle]

Y’all are a bunch of perverts. That’s why we get along so good.

 

[Marinevet1]

How often of those over 60 who participate in this activity participate in activities with their female partners?

If the female partners were participating , there would be no reason to rub one out..........

 

[roostercogburn98]

 

[theLBC]

If the female partners were participating , there would be no reason to rub one out..........

my brothers paid for a super hot hooker for me in vegas once.
when we got to my room i sat on a chair and started to jerk off.
the hooker looked at me and asked why i would do that after my brothers gave her all that money.
i said, "honey, for that kind of money, you aren't getting the easy one."

/just jokes.

 

[Rthur]

You know the difference between pink and purple?

















The amount of grip.

R

 

[Ravenworks]

Then cry later when you piss!

yup. Happened to all of us at about 12-13….

Dial soap for the daily grind but for a weekend getaway use Dove exfoliation

 

[7.62willdo]

Don't use soap. It burns like hell if it gets in the hole

What he saidI mean I’ve heard that

 

[hunter1959]

My Grand Daddy once told me he was so poor as a kid that if hadn't been born a boy, he would have had nothing to play with on Christmas morning...

 

[Halfnutz]

Smart ass kid asked the retiree "Hey old man how old you gotta be before you quit jerkin off?"
Old man replies "You'll have to ask someone older than me."