Describe Your Work

[Aussie Joe]

Rules are that you have to describe your job/occupation without saying what it actually is.

I drive around a giant coal mine looking for trailers that make light and drain the oil and spin filters

 

[AManWearingAHat]

I get paid less than minimum wage for the hours I work and I'm okay with it.

 

[Porksboy]

I sit at a bench and play with tools and tiny devices.

 

[hafejd30]

I spend time I could be shooting....

Not shooting......

 

[AManWearingAHat]

I sit at a bench and play with tools and tiny devices.

Urologist?

 

[Redmanss]

I change lightbulbs.

 

[Jscb1b]

I listen to whinny assed bitches.

 

[Bender]

I have gas

 

[JbBooks]

I listen to whinny assed bitches.

Snipershide’s hmfic?

 

[Rthur]

I'm a close to MOB star sailor.

R

 

[1J04]

Geezus. I never really thought about it. But ya, I touch Men. But I'm paid to. I gotta find another Job.

 

[Steel head]

I make things people use all across the world professionally, recreationally, as a hobby, an addiction and at times a curse.

 

[HiDesertELR]

I test the Velcro on sneakers...

 

[Jscb1b]

Geezus. I never really thought about it. But ya, I touch Men. But I'm paid to. I gotta find another Job.

Gay gigalo?

 

[aslrookie]

I drive around a lot, and sometimes I drive other people around.

 

[demolitionman]

Swing around in circles all day playing with two joysticks....

 

[Animal357]

I test people's stupidity on the phone

 

[Mudflap621]

Swing around in circles all day playing with two joysticks....

Me too

 

[Carlos Danger]

I watch people build things.

 

[Doc68]

I look at dicks most days because they don't know how to wrap it the fuck up.....


Doc

 

[HeavyAssault]

I just sit there till the next good idea fairy decides to visit. I use my own club.

 

[Desert Raven]

I stare at 3 monitors everyday, assisting government agencies from my home.

 

[kyzim311]

I play with tools all day. Big ones, small ones, all colors, shapes and sizes.

In all seriousness, that is exactly what I do. I am a tooling engineer.

 

[amcardon]

Purists would say I remove vertebral subluxations, others say I crack backs, and some (like my in-laws) say I'm full of shit and don't know what the hell I'm talking about

 

[Maggot]

I think deep thoughts.

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[CraigG1]

I watch people build things also..
but also hold them accountable for costs and schedule...

 

[Navy Gunner]

Putting in the man-hours to study the science of what you need.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Making grown men cry.

Sirhr

 

[The D]

I fix shit

 

[LeftyJason]

I rub up on metal all evening til it gives way and maketh something useful.

Some parts I make eventually intentionally go boom.

 

[Devildog]

I nail it daily!

 

[louu]

I make things people use all across the world professionally, recreationally, as a hobby, an addiction and at times a curse.

Cocaine?

 

[Wyfox]

I touch men and look at their butt holes. They leave that out of the job description don't they @1J04

 

[Jigstick]

I knock people out.

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

I fix things that people deny their poor maintenance caused to fail.
Some of these things are connected to other things that go "Beirut BOOM".
Love it.

 

[atomic41]

Rules are that you have to describe your job/occupation without saying what it actually is.

I drive around a giant coal mine looking for trailers that make light and drain the oil and spin filters

Griffin? Newlands? Centennial? New Acland? I "think" I know what you do.

 

[atomic41]

I test the Velcro on sneakers...

96% of the posters on SH depend on that velcro.

 

[Steel head]

Cocaine?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I get people hot and sometimes I get them to chill.

 

[Ruger1300]

I sit in a room with no windows and read things no one else reads and I listen to pretentious over educated assholes tell me about how important they are how.

 

[phxfa]

I get people hot and sometimes I get them to chill.

HVAC?

 

[gunjunkie45]

I supervise plumbers, electricians, and HVAC, and get payed less per hour than they do.

 

[acudaowner]

cabana boy maybe ? bouncer dairy queen ? frosty the snow man
Santa

 

[Expert684]

I take crap and make it fly around the world.

 

[waveslayer]

Taking advantage of old ladies Medicare!

 

[Ric O'shay]

I walk through strangers homes with a camera.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

I use to stir rivers of shit, and lasso turds.
Thats right, I was a cowboy...of sorts. I was OAF.
Now? I'm nurse maid to two boxer dogs, and when the weather breaks, I shall once again imbibe in the sport of kings, the game of idiots.

Work that riddle.

Shut up Lulu.

 

[atomic41]

I use to stir rivers of shit, and lasso turds.
Thats right, I was a cowboy...of sorts. I was OAF.
Now? I'm nurse maid to two boxer dogs, and when the weather breaks, I shall once again imbibe in the sport of kings, the game of idiots.

Work that riddle.

Shut up Lulu.

Too easy, you wear those velcro sneakers mentioned above.

 

["HeysKSFirefighter]

I'm responsible for an eight figure machine operated in three axes of a dynamic environment by ensuring three signatures are on two pieces of paper.