Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Beefmanne]

 

[Thorny]

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Husqvarna.....

 

[someguy12341]

When anyone around me does that I parrot it back to them to an extreme. Every other word is like. they usually get the hint and try to stop.

Some of the millennials at work are the worst. Make them self-conscious about it and they try to stop, at least around me.

100% this. I've lost track of how many times I've had to tell colleagues "The word 'like' is *not* a comma."

 

[Wild dog]

 

[BullGear]

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Maggot, are you listed in this???

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[DuneBoer]

She doesn't look very sorry

 

[Tater Salad]

She doesn't look very sorry
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Some people would pay good money to be treated like that. Anyway, you wouldn’t happen to have her number?

 

[Longshot231]

She doesn't look very sorry
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Well I guess I'll nominate her for place in a Snap-On Tool Calendar. Miss Vice-Grip comes to mind.

Oh no! Wait a minute! Does she have man-hands? If so, I withdraw the nomination. It might be a tranny that works out.

 

[Garvey]

When anyone around me does that I parrot it back to them to an extreme. Every other word is like. they usually get the hint and try to stop.

Some of the millennials at work are the worst. Make them self-conscious about it and they try to stop, at least around me.

When my stepson was a teen I did that to him. I finally broke him of it.

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[Maple One]

 

[Bill223]

 

[BullGear]

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Man, look at that lever action rifle. Sweeeeet.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Porksboy]

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Maybe my OCD kicking in but that twisted bikini and bra strap are distracting. Bra straps under a womans clothes are also.
I never claimed I was normal.

 

[Porksboy]

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Looks like my realestate broker who lives up the street from me.

 

[BullGear]

Looks like my realestate broker who lives up the street from me.

That is her. She's telling you there's a nice sized basement in that house.

 

[Wild dog]

 

[gunjunkie45]

Man, look at that lever action rifle. Sweeeeet.

How long have you been into dudes?

 

[SpookM14]

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Looks like this projectile has already been fired. That's incredible it doesn't have more damage.

 

[Jscb1b]

Looks like my realestate broker who lives up the street from me.

I'd buy it!

 

[OldSalty2]

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The one on the right is right, right?

Parentheses
Exponents
Multiplication
Division
Addition
Subtraction

Please, excuse my dear aunt Sally. Yes, it is.

 

[TripleBull]

 

[Steel head]

 

[TripleBull]

Donald Trump Proposes Harnessing Liberal Tears To Provide Clean Energy

NEW YORK, NY—After what is being called a productive first year in office, President Donald Trump is proposing a plan to provide the nation with clean energy throughout all fifty states.

babylonbee.com

 

[squib]

Looks like my realestate broker who lives up the street from me.

How come you know what your realtor neighbor looks like naked

 

[Anb618]

How come you know what your realtor neighbor looks like naked

Pretty sure I’ve seen those videos...
Just saying.

 

[tiger13]

100% this. I've lost track of how many times I've had to tell colleagues "The word 'like' is *not* a comma."

Or this

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

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These motherfuckers are getting ROASTED and CLOWNED everywhere right now. Holy shit... They thought they could keep this hush hush... An "insider training course", possibly with penalties for sharing publicly. But nobody gave a shit, and aired their shit out for everybody to see...

Even on Weibo, China's version of Twitter, they are getting fucked up. One Weibo commenter said that "the next logical step in the evolution of leftists would be to have sexual intercourse with their own parents and grandparents"... Another Weibo user wrote that he would "love to have a pet leftist for his household to do chores, cut firewood, stoke the outdoor stove at night (circulation heating), and that "the pet would be fitted with an electroshock collar for both mouth and genitals and can be zapped at varying voltages when he/she/it becomes annoying or disobedient"...

 

[Slab74]

20 something hardbody with press on nails....
Showing interest in a 50yr old.
No warning bells going off??

Daddy issues?