This current definition means that I meet the requirements for vaccinated. In fact, everyone that got sick and took meds to get better is now vaccinated according to the CDC. Now leave me the fuck alone.
Somehow the distinction between what the policy question of what constitutes "vaccinated" (or if you look later, "vaccination") ended up differing from what IS a "vaccine." I mean the ignorance of not understanding how the former is a policy question and the latter a fact is, in a word, tremendous.