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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't...

Re: SHIT OUTTA LUCK <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You got rain. Be happy. </div></div> AND a 7 pt buck.....could be worse.....

Re: rawhide 2011 Wow....gotta try that-

Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.. Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde...

Re: a Pilot's tough love program Haaaaaa!

GARDEN SNAKES CAN BE DANGEROUS Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes - and here is why. A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them...

Re: Can you add to this? fuckfest extravaganza! Unbeknownst to me however, the Amazons were in fact zebra riding transexuals. As they approached (dressed in their RuPaul originals) it became readily apparent that this was definitely not going to work for me so I immediately.........

Re: Can you add to this? O'Donnell, Streisand and Fonda were now on the ground with their heads firmly implanted in each others asses, forming a sot of douche bag doughnut. The retarded girl from high school did in deed shit herself as the tin man turned to the scarecrow and said......

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Re: New SEAL drink receipe....... <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: In2b8u</div><div class="ubbcode-body">2 shots and a splash of water </div></div> A few years back that was known as a Klinghoffer - for the poor wheel chair bound man killed on the...

Re: "Massive weapons cache" Too true - This type of reporting in New York is all too common. Even after people are released and their legal weapons returned, there is never a retraction.

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Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles - Turner Brown.' The little white Irishman...

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CURTAIN RODS --- She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft...