Recent content by sailronin

Re: Blonde Joke!! Q: What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? A: Blow in her ear. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: I'm sooo drunk Q: What's the mating call of the redhead? A: Are...

Re: Some people don't need access to guns...... Pretty frightening, most of the "victims" had no idea what they were getting into. Although some are very funny you can't help wonder that no one was seriously shot (except the guy shot by the two year old, you know he was hurt). I've seen two...

Re: Hysterically Funny Woman Logic. Blonde.... The real question is....Are they still married after he posted this on Youtube and showed the world how dumb she is? And yes, she votes which explains a lot about the state of our country....

Re: What's that noise I have a good friend who did the exact same thing...he thought it was a stall warning. His wife and son were aboard, wife was pissed; no more airplanes for him!

Re: North Korea Kim kicked the Bucket! His 20 something year old son was promoted to 4 Star General last year (wonder how real military felt about that?) in preparation to assume control of N. Korea. As some have pointed out, the son could be nuttier than the old man.

Re: National Debt (Funny as shit) This is great, how do we send it to every damn politician in America?

Re: Osama's last FaceBook entry Good one.

Re: Cinco de Mayo <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: seaaggie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">just out of curiosity, adn i ask this every year, why the hell do we celebrate a mexican army victory in america??? what country do we live in again...

Re: Paid over $4 per gallon for gas - first time today I was in Turkey last week and paid $10.2 USD per gallon for the rental car. Paying $3.86 when I got home looked pretty good.

Re: What is your favorite quote/saying? "If it floats, flys or fucks...it's cheaper to rent" Bill B. "Stupidity is it's own reward." Bob B.

Re: Worst Movie you ever saw "Nine" with Daniel Day Lewis...the WORST movie I've seen in 25 years!!! First time I've fallen asleep during a movie.

Re: Streaking Fail At the risk of repeating myself.... "Stupidity is it's own reward"

Re: Brass Monkey Balls Interesting as I had always thought it was the first explanation. Maybe it was cold enough to freeze the balls off the powder monkey. Here's one; Where did the term "Son of a gun" come from? If the father of a baby born onboard was unknown they would put in the...

Re: Awesome: http://boycottamericanwomen.blogspot.com/ A good friend of mine once told me... "If it floats, flys or fucks it's cheaper to rent." This was after he had just gone through a very expensive divorce. Dave

Re: Hugh Heffner, my hero She's a beautiful woman (child) but I can't imagine a man sleeping with a woman younger than a grand daughter....more than a little warped; or for that matter a woman wanting to sleep with her grand father...money is a great aphrodisiac.