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It's not an L. It's a syllable divider. They used an L instead of a -. Can you imagine how people would pronounce it if they had used the dash?
My wife and I were just talking about these....the most comfortable bed we ever slept on (contrary to popular belief....terrible for sex ). Now in our mid 60's we are sounding like old people "I just couldn't get a wink of sleep last nite" on these new plush-top mattresses. Can't find anyone that sells water beds anymore, around here anyway.
Ahhh, to be young again. And have enough energy to try #$%&king your brains out on a waterbed!
Dude, I’d shuffle the fuck around a mall retirement home. Just as long as there’s a Hot Topic so I can check out big-tittied goth sluts and a Sbarro pizza
My dad had a '66, and then a '72 Brougham. Both had 440's with power everything.
Big boats, but awesome when entertaining young ladies at the drive-in movies due to the roomy interiors and fully reclining seats. Buddies and I used to call the '72, the 'Love Boat'.
Well, you obviously never stripped the sheets and slathered that thing with baby oil! Ah, memories..
Same here. I never saw any of the money but....... my sister and I always had new school shoes, a coat and whatever else we needed when school started. I would do it over a thousand times
Pretty sure that Mal can get in there if he wants.Who built the cages Joe?
I had one in highschool, when I wouldn't get out of bed in the morning my Mom threw frozen oranges onto it and they would all roll to me. Parenting was different than.Well, you obviously never stripped the sheets and slathered that thing with baby oil! Ah, memories..
Seeing the high line pictures reminded me of an event years ago. A High School classmate was guiding for Elk in SW Oregon and the client got one down in the bottom of a deep canyon near a logging operation. They drug the bull to the lower landing and made a deal with the crew to yard it up to the upper landing by the road. I can just picture the yarder operator’s expression when the next pull is an elk instead of a saw log. He said that it was worth every penny they spent. 
Sa dash mun. Learned that from the Roman Amish name La-a which is pronounced La dash a. The dash don't be silent.
Shit you not, we skidded a bear for some huntersSeeing the high line pictures reminded me of an event years ago. A High School classmate was guiding for Elk in SW Oregon and the client got one down in the bottom of a deep canyon near a logging operation. They drug the bull to the lower landing and made a deal with the crew to yard it up to the upper landing by the road. I can just picture the yarder operator’s expression when the next pull is an elk instead of a saw log. He said that it was worth every penny they spent.
My moose came out of the woods on a skidder. 950 pounds of him, They tied it to the plow, hoisted it up on top and put him in my truck, tickety-boo! Best $100 I ever spent
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The old girls still leaking fuel oil 82 yers later…….
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Spent some time working for the Forest Service at Mapleton OR long, long ago. The road crew knew where all the elk where. Said they only hunted up hill from the roads as you can drag them downhill up trying to do it uphill is almost impossible because of the slopes and amount of undergrowth.Seeing the high line pictures reminded me of an event years ago. A High School classmate was guiding for Elk in SW Oregon and the client got one down in the bottom of a deep canyon near a logging operation. They drug the bull to the lower landing and made a deal with the crew to yard it up to the upper landing by the road. I can just picture the yarder operator’s expression when the next pull is an elk instead of a saw log. He said that it was worth every penny they spent.
If you ever want to see something more useless than an Uvalde cop, watch a teamster at work. Teamsters are the most worthless twats on earth, the worst truck drivers and the shittiest employees. I paid for a lift gate delivery of some equipment to my shop, the "teamster", union trash could not back a single axle trailer into my 30 foot wide concrete driveway from the was overly wide and completely empty street and offered to drop my equipment in the street a block away from my house.
After a good laugh, I told the simp that the non-union driver managed to back a far larger truck up to the shop door like a big boy just two days before. Then I called his company and asked them to send a grown-up and handed the phone to puss-boy. After 15 minutes of screaming into the phone about my home/shop not being a union shop he relented and backed up to the roll-up door in just three tries. Then he refused to either use the lift gate, a fifty dollar upcharge or unstrap the requested dolly. Another call to the manager, more whining about having to lift, the lift gate and re-strap the dolly when done. Another bit of yelling and then he agrees to unload my shit but refuses to move it off the lift gate since my home and shop are not a union business. So, I happily move the equipment into my shop and return his dolly to the lift gate where he promptly drops the dolly off the back of the lift gate and sticks it between the gate and trailer. I can't help him since it is a union truck and he does not like members of other unions either.
A simple 10 minute delivery took 45 minutes and two phone calls with a "teamster".
Jimmy Hoffa's turds.
Did the same up in Weyerhauser on the coastal range with two elk. Old man and his friend dropped two bulls who decided they would live just long enough to get to the bottom of a steep ass canyon. Our equipment was nearby so we set up the yarder on the high landing with a high line and skylined those two bulls right out. P.S. dragging cable thru reprod to set up a line sucks ass. Funniest damn thing you ever saw. Opening morning and flying elk suspended by the neck with a choker. Usually in OR you are lucky in that every damn draw had a skid road in the bottom of it and you can drag them down and out, but not this one.Seeing the high line pictures reminded me of an event years ago. A High School classmate was guiding for Elk in SW Oregon and the client got one down in the bottom of a deep canyon near a logging operation. They drug the bull to the lower landing and made a deal with the crew to yard it up to the upper landing by the road. I can just picture the yarder operator’s expression when the next pull is an elk instead of a saw log. He said that it was worth every penny they spent.
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Stupid Teamsters. What they don’t break they steal.
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