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I hate foktards.

lonegunman762x51

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I fucking hate these people. Today I met my daughter for breakfast. We walked my granddaughter to school then went to a local place and had a meal. We are sitting at the counter. There are three empty spaces in each direction and having a chat.

15 mins into the meal a tattooed, ear gage, nose ring faggot from the local private college plops down dead assed next to me. Then he starts moaning like a two dollar whore about me crowding him. He's damn near yelling and rocking back and forth and I'm ignoring him until he elbows me and loudly repeats his bullshit.

I said politely, " Go fuck yourself asshole, you fucking plopped your faggy ass next to me." If you don't like it fucking move your ass. There are two empty seats beside you. He yells, " Are you going to pay me to move? I said, " I'll pay you to fuck your own face". He started next with how he didn't like my language. I laughed and said I didn't want monkey pox, so if he moved I'd feel safer.

After some whining, this fuckwit finally shut up and went about his day. Never moving from beside me.

So what's was the problem? How the fuck do I know. Mostly it appears my carhartt shirt and looking like a Trump voter set off a leftist from the nearby liberal arts college.

Fucking assholes.
 
Why the random rant?

Because I cannot get over the derangement of leftist fucktards. Since covid and the 2016 Trump presidency these assholes seem to randomly stop and offer to share their fucked up worldview needlessly. Why?

It's tiring to say the least. We already have to enjoy them driving 10 under in the left lane. Wait on them to buy their groceries with an EBT card or wait for their stoned asses to try and order at a drive thru. I had a girl who worked for me in the service. I helped her finish college and watched her get commissioned as a nurse. I wrote a nice bio for her retirement ceremony.

Two years later she is a purple haired loon. Posting deranged shit on Facebook about her fucking "reproductive rights". She has had more cock than Col. Sanders and has been sterilized for a decade. I had to finally ask her to remove me from whatever email chain I'm on. I usually have a bbq at the house for a bunch of folks who served with me. This year they have all asked to disinvite her. They are worried she'll be standing in my yard screaming drunken deranged Anti-Trump shit at them. WTF? Is this the new normal?

My dream is for them to literally fuck off.
 
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I fucking hate these people. Today I met my daughter for breakfast. We walked my granddaughter to school then went to a local place and had a meal. We are sitting at the counter. There are three empty spaces in each direction and having a chat.

15 mins into the meal a tattooed, ear gage, nose ring faggot from the local private college plops down dead assed next to me. Then he starts moaning like a two dollar whore about me crowding him. He's damn near yelling and rocking back and forth and I'm ignoring him until he elbows me and loudly repeats his bullshit.

I said politely, " Go fuck yourself asshole, you fucking plopped your faggy ass next to me." If you don't like it fucking move your ass. There are two empty seats beside you. He yells, " Are you going to pay me to move? I said, " I'll pay you to fuck your own face". He started next with how he didn't like my language. I laughed and said I didn't want monkey pox, so if he moved I'd feel safer.

After some whining, this fuckwit finally shut up and went about his day. Never moving from beside me.

So what's was the problem? How the fuck do I know. Mostly it appears my carhartt shirt and looking like a Trump voter set off a leftist from the nearby liberal arts college.

Fucking assholes.
I like your style.
 
I fucking hate these people. Today I met my daughter for breakfast. We walked my granddaughter to school then went to a local place and had a meal. We are sitting at the counter. There are three empty spaces in each direction and having a chat.

15 mins into the meal a tattooed, ear gage, nose ring faggot from the local private college plops down dead assed next to me. Then he starts moaning like a two dollar whore about me crowding him. He's damn near yelling and rocking back and forth and I'm ignoring him until he elbows me and loudly repeats his bullshit.

I said politely, " Go fuck yourself asshole, you fucking plopped your faggy ass next to me." If you don't like it fucking move your ass. There are two empty seats beside you. He yells, " Are you going to pay me to move? I said, " I'll pay you to fuck your own face". He started next with how he didn't like my language. I laughed and said I didn't want monkey pox, so if he moved I'd feel safer.

After some whining, this fuckwit finally shut up and went about his day. Never moving from beside me.

So what's was the problem? How the fuck do I know. Mostly it appears my carhartt shirt and looking like a Trump voter set off a leftist from the nearby liberal arts college.

Fucking assholes.
…Things that didn’t happen for 100$ Alex…
 
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As for the fucktards, people are always just looking for a fight. They need corporal punishment. The ass-plopping faggot in this tale of misery is nearly begging for an ass-kicking. I don't mean witty verbal repartee'. I mean, he is craving a beating that is so harsh that he will be walking funny for two weeks and three days.

I am getting older and my body is not as quick or as able as I used to be. But that also would not stop me from delivering the same rejoinders as our illustrious OP.
 
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Sooooo, did you get his number?
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The real decline into weirdness started with the covid hoax. The self serve store at the airport asking for tips. Idiots screaming about " constitutional rights" for everyone and covering everything under the sun.

Every bold individual looks exactly the same. Covered is shit quality tatts from their ankles to there neck. Pierced shit hanging out there noses and those stupid fucking ear holes. As if they went to high-school in New Guinea with a stone aged family.

Seriously, what the fuck? The grocery store down the highway has two fat guys who recently turned into women as cashiers. The bank has a 50 year old hooker in for a branch manager. All she needed was glass heels to finish the outfit. Maybe the farmers love it? She's not very good at banking but she is really friendly. I'm not sure I can get a picture but if I do you guys will be the first place I stop.

I'm just not enjoying the decline.
 
Why were you sitting at the counter. Were all the booths taken? Some son of a whore sits next to me and elbows me...

Thats what sucks about carrying, you can't yoke that fucker and slam him backwards off the stool, bouncing his head off the floor. If you end up having to shoot him, you're fuc't.
 
Why were you sitting at the counter. Were all the booths taken? Some son of a whore sits next to me and elbows me...

Thats what sucks about carrying, you can't yoke that fucker and slam him backwards off the stool, bouncing his head off the floor. If you end up having to shoot him, you're fuc't.

Booths were not the problem, the hostess or failed waitress doing the seating was having some sort of mental breakdown trying to seat three groups of two at the empty tables. My kid just kind of rolled her eyes and suggested the counter. The counter had eight empty spots, so we took two in the middle leaving three per side. Since normal intelligence single people will not willing jam in next to each other, nothing but a fucking homo should sit near you. If two other two person groups decided to sit, they would leave a one chair gap because they fucking hate people as well. So fag boi and his lesbo friend wander in and he marches right up next to me skipping all the empty seats.

You recall the meme where there is a row of 14 urinals and the next guys skips them all to come piss next to you and tell you his name is AKMike? Like that.
 
Mine is for them to inhale a 12 gauge.
I'm with you, as far as conceptually. When it's time for me to be judged on my life as I make my way to wherever we're going when we depart, if i'm judged on my thoughts, i'm super fucked, they're going to put me in the basement of hell where they put the democrats. The thoughts I have about what I wish would happen to those people, are nothing short of fucked up.
 
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