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Join contest SubscribeWithout context this and my reply are so much funnierI had a babysitter do this when I was a kid and I HATED it. That was 50+ years ago and I can still remember how much this pissed me off.![]()
So do you:
Close my eyes and pretend it’s your mom. If I beat his ass I might stop getting blowjobs from your mom, duhSo do you:
A. Immediately get up and beat your Uncle's ass
B. Wait 'til your Uncle finishes you and then get up and beat his ass
C. Close that eye 'cause your Uncle's kinda good at sucking dick
Used to present this exact conundrum to the FNG's to gauge their sense of humor.
Mom says HI!Close my eyes and pretend it’s your mom. If I beat his ass I might stop getting blowjobs from your mom, duh
Nah, I’m not your real dad and in the question my uncles not actually your mom. I just pretend he is.Mom says HI!
You coming over for Father's Day?