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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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So do you:
A. Immediately get up and beat your Uncle's ass
B. Wait 'til your Uncle finishes you and then get up and beat his ass
C. Close that eye 'cause your Uncle's kinda good at sucking dick

Used to present this exact conundrum to the FNG's to gauge their sense of humor.
 
So do you:
A. Immediately get up and beat your Uncle's ass
B. Wait 'til your Uncle finishes you and then get up and beat his ass
C. Close that eye 'cause your Uncle's kinda good at sucking dick

Used to present this exact conundrum to the FNG's to gauge their sense of humor.
Close my eyes and pretend it’s your mom. If I beat his ass I might stop getting blowjobs from your mom, duh