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    Maggie’s Difference between "Suspicious" and "Normal"

    Can you tell the difference between "Suspicious" and "Normal" at Wal-Mart? Let's do our part for Homeland Security! Suspicious at WalMart
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    Maggie’s New School Teacher

    A former Infantry Sergeant having served his time with the Marine Corps took a new job as a school teacher. Just before the school year started he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and...
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    Maggie’s The Basics for a Romance Novel

    The Basics for a Romance Novel He gazed into my eyes then grasped me firmly, but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly closed the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, deep...
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    Maggie’s NW Airlines Christmas day bombing aftermath

    Northwest Airlines Logbook write-up from Christmas day incident Before you read the maintenance write up below, you will remember the Christmas day bomber pleaded not guilty before a judge the other day and now is awaiting trial.. The dumb ass blew his balls off, so...
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    Maggie’s Bagpiper's Story

    Bagpiper's Story - even the hardest of hearts may find themselves misty eyed As a bagpiper, I was once asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery in the remote countryside and this...
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    Maggie’s Origin of Madoff's Ponzi Scheme

    Remember . . In God We Trust By golly . . . . that IS correct! Good shooting Ron
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    Maggie’s Blond again

    A young blonde woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself from the Bourne Bridge . She was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the bridge, crying. He took pity on her and said "Look, you have so much...
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    Maggie’s Sex on Post

    The commanding officer of a regiment in the U. S Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff, battalion and company commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife...
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    Maggie’s Who put up ths sign?

    <span style="font-size: 20pt">Who put this sign up?</span> Enjoy, Ron
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    Maggie’s my mistress

    A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who...